James ᵗʷᵃᵗˢᵃᶜᵏ

@Tetrisdroid

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Joined July 2011

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  1. If it's warmer outside than inside, close your curtains and windows.

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  2. These boxers are going in the outside bin.

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  3. Awesome, no toilet paper and I've already opened the loot crate. Need to find, something... anything... FUUUUUUUCK

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  4. I sense you are feeling hot.

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  5. What's all this fuss about digital adverts? They don't affect me anyway, I just tune them out Pepsi Max.

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  6. Send n̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ 0xa71e5bb245c8ca871c835dc2d6c1177bed59503e

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  8. Jun 15

    Inbound transfers for CHZ, KEEP & SHIB are now available in the regions where trading is supported. Traders cannot place orders and no orders will be filled. Trading will begin on or after 9AM PT on Thurs 6/17, if liquidity conditions are met.

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  9. Jun 15

    Oh ye of little faith.

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  10. Jun 15
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  11. Jun 14

    I'm gonna insert a cornetto into my urethra, maybe that'll cool me down.

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  12. Jun 14

    No cats were harmed in the making of this tweet.

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  13. Jun 14

    Hi I'm James. I get irritable when I'm hot and I complain about it constantly.

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  14. Jun 14

    It may be faux leather but there's nothing faux about how adhesive this stuff is when it comes into contact with human skin during hot weather.

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  15. Jun 14

    It's spelled differently I admit but, it *is* pronounced 'Durex'.

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  16. Jun 14

    "Durex is essential"

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  17. Jun 14

    Fuck this heat. I am seriously considering going into the loft and removing the insulation.

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  18. Jun 14

    God is just a mid stage boss you have to get past to reach the next save point.

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  19. Jun 14

    Neelix will always be a prick though.

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  20. Jun 14

    The universe isn't infinite. It is procedurally generated.

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