assault is okay because it could be worse but it's not this is literally "i almost stabbed this guy to death but he didn't die so it's ok" levels of absurdity, assault is assault
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Replying to @Milan_Lukic1 @fishplums and
That’s not remotely the same thing. To imply that a milkshake is as deadly as a knife or otherwise as harmful is what’s absurd.
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Replying to @GSmarts9 @Milan_Lukic1 and
yeah it's spectacular that so many seem to agree with such a wild exaggeration, but there we go
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Replying to @fishplums @GSmarts9 and
Having a liquid thrown in your face is assault. I have had water thrown at me -it is an action, an act of aggression, an offensive and intentionally intimidating act to provoke
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Replying to @Tesszeeee @GSmarts9 and
yeah it's literally like stabbing isn't it
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Replying to @Cafe_dave @Tesszeeee and
RIP all those who have milkshake on their clothes, which is literally like stabbing
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Replying to @fishplums @Cafe_dave and
Conflating doesn’t win your point. The nurse stabbed me when she gave me my flu jab...
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Replying to @Tesszeeee @Cafe_dave and
you don't know what conflating means
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Replying to @fishplums @Cafe_dave and
Combine two things to be one. Like news and gossip. Race and culture. In this case it’s assault but it isn’t the same degree as stabbing- that’s why people are charged with assault with a deadly weapon- you are being facetious
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Assault is an unlawful attempt to commit a violent injury on another. This means you can be charged with battery for spitting on someone,pouring a drink on them,or even hitting them with a pillow, as long as the physical contact with your accuser was violent,offensive,or painful
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