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Tendai Joe

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South AfricaJoined March 2009

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We must start celebrating people when they are still alive. Supoort them. Tell them how and why we appreciate them. Tell them what we see in them and what they are good at. Tell them how they make us proud. Tell them every good thing about them. Let them KNOW we love them!

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You signed an evergreen contract mos. 😱

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Here is the letter that I recieved from open mic , they were not asking me if I stl want to work with them, they were just telling me cz iam their slave

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🛫🌍🌎🌏 #TourDates

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T(w)itter Daily News 

NEWS: Big updates from the Twitter Team today. Read 🧵 for details! Updates include: - Highlights tab - Larger Video File Support - Dm Reply UI updates - New Drafts/Schedule Tweets UI - Tweet Boosting - In-line media for Long Tweets

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This prank neh.

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr

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The most crucial aspect of the immigration crisis is rarely discussed: Why are so many people so desperate in the first place to leave their homes and countries behind for an uncertain future? The answer is uncomfortable. In large part, it is U.S. policies that create desperate… Show more

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Watch and learn. We like coffee too!

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Air France demands Chinese airlines cut flights to France amid resumption of tourism to and from China - Bloomberg Arguing that they have an unfair advantage of flying over Russian airspace that is closed to many other carriers. Sanctions are working in reverse.

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Out of every 100 aspiring rappers, how many eventually build a career as a rap artist?

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Sebenzile Nkambule

On staple foods that is - which is fascinating. But when you add the supreme goodies that Woolies is known for, this graph would certainly change. It’s very expensive!

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So Spar and @PicknPay are more expensive than @WOOLWORTHS_SA ?

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The perception with woolies will remain cos of how it may not be easily accessible compared to the rest.

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So Spar and @PicknPay are more expensive than @WOOLWORTHS_SA ?

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𝕄𝕡𝕙𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕚

Woolies changed their pricing model some time ago. They’ve been reasonably priced for some time now. Spar is definitely more expensive!

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The University of Johannesburg has returned R311 million to the National Student Financial Aid Scheme, bringing the total repaid to R349.3 million since the Special Investigating Unit launched its investigation in September.

University of Joburg repays R300 million in unallocated funds to NSFAS, says SIU | News24

The University of Johannesburg has returned R311 million to the National Student Financial Aid Scheme, bringing the total repaid to R349.3 million since the Special Investigating Unit launched its...

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Beeeeeeeeeeen, the only thing expensive at Woolies is meat.

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Spar is more expensive than anything else

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Nandipha Ndindwa

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Clearly, SPAR esho ngama fruit & veg abolile! 💀😒

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Been been saying! Even checkers

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Road to #metrofmmusicawards #blackIsBack A likkle session I had with

to prepare for their performance on the Metro FM Musif Awards happening this Saturday in Mbombela

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More than 37 000 cellphones were confiscated in prisons throughout the country in the 2022/23 financial year.

Prisons: 37 000 phones seized, 24 warders on smuggling rap

Only 24 prison officials were subjected to disciplinary proceedings for their role in smuggling in the cellphones during the 2022/23 financial year.

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Don’t use social media to destroy other people

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#BREAKING Eurozone inflation rises again to hit 7% in April: data

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Diamond Facts🇧🇼💎In 2002 for 1st time in 100yrs+ De Beers opened a store London, 2003 in Tokyo & 2005 in NYC. In 2004 🇧🇼 acquired 15% in the Group. Now there are at least 30 worldwide. I go in sometimes, tell employees me & 2.4m 🇧🇼are shareholders & 3 in each stone from Debswana.

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Diamond Facts🇧🇼💎In 2003, Former President Mogae travelled to Namibia and South Africa to convince his counterparts to agree that all De Beers procured diamonds from their countries be aggregated in Botswana & not London. HE Mbeki & Nujoma agreed🙏De Beers relocated to🇧🇼in 2012🧵

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Even

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are shaking. Redbull now needs PRIME wings. The marketing strategy behind PRIME can only be attributed to some genius marketer. Sponsoring

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sealed it. They know what they are doing!

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FNB South Africa

Watch out for Ponzi and pyramid schemes 🤚. Be wary of invitations to join and recruit for a business venture. Be careful of promises of high returns with little risk or a focus on recruiting 📈. Make better money decisions with FNB’s #HelpYourself

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Whoever conceived that Prime and

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collaboration is a genius. Watch this video.

Prime almost never happenedSUBSCRIBE FOR DAILY VLOGS! ► http://bit.ly/Subscribe2LoganWatch Previous Vlog (Why 2022 Was The Best Year Of My Life) ► https://yo...

(Louis Vuitton-Moët-Hennessy) has steadily established itself as the world's leading luxury group. [As of May 2023 LVMH has a market cap of $479.80 Billion. This makes LVMH the world's 12th most valuable company by market cap] From leather goods to cosmetics, perfumes, couture,… Show more

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If Africa can get half of this tourism traffic, that would be magic.

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Over 240 million holiday makers are expected to travel within or outside mainland China during the five-day break that began on Saturday cnn.it/3oQBg2d

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Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page lost a combined $62.8 billion over the past 12 months, almost double what Microsoft's founders lost.

entrepreneur.com

Google's Founders Have Lost a Combined $62.8 Billion in the Past Year. Here's What Other Billiona...

The world's wealthiest people lost approximately $280 billion in personal wealth.

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Egypt names 17 consortiums to bid for water desalination plants run on renewables

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Egypt names 17 consortiums to bid for water desalination plants run on renewables - Economy -...

The Sovereign Fund of Egypt (TSFE) has prequalified 17 consortiums to bid for the development of water desalination projects run by renewable energy in different locations in the first phase of...

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My life alone will make a good reality show.

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Soze! Once you open that can, everyone thinks they own you/think they know what's best for you

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Yhuuu! Never!

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I lead a very dull life. So no.

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@Maverick961281

Nah 🚮 🚮

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No ways.

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Isibonelo Esihle

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Maybe, because some parts are scripted, while others are edited out

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