“Ted Lasso” wrote a motivational message for each member of the U.S. Men's National Team going to the World Cup. They’re posted on billboards in their hometowns.

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Oct 24, 2022

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Normally I find Paul Rudd very funny, but this is the saddest marvel trailer I’ve ever seen 😢

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Fascinating

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Oct 24, 2022

Cold-hearted ants leave a friend behind.

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I've got goosebumps. Seein’ my guys in CGI is so weird. Except Roy for some reason.

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Look out, Mario! You're not the only pixelated man with a mustache who never knows where the tube is taking him…

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I’m absolutely blown away. Just realized egg salad is chicken salad.

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Last time I saw equipment this impressive, I was about 20 minutes into Boogie Nights.

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B/R Football

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Aug 30, 2022

Real Madrid's new free kick technology is straight out of the future

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Two years ago today, I became manager of

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Shredded paper at home might be the best feeling in the world (unless you’re Richard Nixon). Congrats

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Lionesses

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Jul 31, 2022

Soaking it all in.

Lauren Hemp, Lucy Bronze, Nikita Parris and Demi Stokes on the pitch at Wembley

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Jul 2, 2022

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Well folks, it’s officially halftime of 2022. If George Costanza changing at a beach house in the Hamptons taught us anything: don’t throw in that towel just yet.

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Jun 20, 2022

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As beautiful as a Draymond rebound - equal parts effort and elbows.

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Golden State Warriors

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Jun 20, 2022

.@TedLasso how’d Coach do?

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Jun 18, 2022

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Airports and pancakes: the two leading causes of belt removal.

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Jun 16, 2022

i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are”

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Mar 23, 2022

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“What is offside” is a more head-scratchin’ answer than Iverson in the 2001 playoffs.

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Mar 23, 2022

Hey @TedLasso, how did you fare on this category?

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Regrets are kinda like the Waze app. You can learn a new direction but there’s no point in punishing yourself in the process.

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Mar 17, 2022

On this day in 2007, the Greyhounds roll out their (regrettable) St. Patrick's Day kits.

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This kit announcement marks an important milestone I never dreamed would happen: me using “kit” correctly in a sentence.

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Mar 7, 2022

Never Done Believing. @AFCRichmond @TedLasso

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Feb 14, 2022

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Roses are red, Cosell loved toupees, I’m sorry this took 142 days!

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Spencer Remick

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Feb 12, 2022

Believe. Believe. Dear @TedLasso, No response on Day 141. Thats ok cuz I’m a goldfish with a 10 sec memory. Day 142 of tweeting #TedLasso for a #TweetfromTed. Its the closest I can get to Biscuits with the Boss! #Believe @brendanhunting @hanwaddingham Sincerely, Spencer

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Dec 25, 2021

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This Elfie reminds me that great friends can really help your elf-esteem. P.S. callin’ this an “Elfie” is the most obvious name since Vin Diesel

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Thanks for joining, y’all. Nothing warms my heart more than watchin’ this movie every year. Except for maybe eatin’ chicken tikka masala. Happy Holidays! 🐿

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“No man is a failure who has friends.” This is when I get dustier than Pig-Pen wearin’ a duster in an old library.

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They don’t make movie snow like they used to. That stuff is as thick as Steve Harvey’s mustache.

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I have no idea what it is, but “Bert and Ernie” are just two names that go together better than Frosties and fries.

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Oh boy I love this scene. Between Pottersville and Back to the Future 2, as a kid I assumed messin’ with the space time continuum would always result in an unnecessary amount of casinos.

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If every guardian angel looked like Henry Travers, society would be a lot kinder to used car salesmen.

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Martini is a great name for a bar manager. He’s basically the Usain Bolt of small business owners.

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To be fair to little Petey, “frankincense” is one heckuva word to try and spell. Almost as tricky as “myrh.”

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Can we just talk about Uncle Billy’s pet crow for a second? The man handles a bird better than the 1980’s Showtime Lakers.

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We’re more than an hour into the movie and this is the first sign of Christmas. There’s less Christmas in this Christmas movie than Eyes Wide Shut.

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Shaking Mr. Potter’s hand must be like doing mushrooms: it might be dark and slimy, but it seems to give you a whole new perspective on life.

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Plastics must’ve been the original NFTs. And I have no idea how to make either.

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Why do they throw rice at weddings? They should throw stuff that newlyweds actually need, like, decent cutlery. Or joint bank accounts.

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Jimmy Stewart’s voice is what I imagine leather sounds like. Smooth, comforting, and works great in black and white.

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I personally think the three most exciting sounds in the world are, snap, crackle, and pop.

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Planetary devastation aside, givin' someone the moon is one of the most romantic things you could do. Right behind givin’ them the last bite of your Shake Shack.

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Having a dance party in a pool is like the candy aisle at Costco. Equal parts fun and dangerous.

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Nothing better than someone who sees meaning in their profession. It’s how I feel about coachin’. And how Will the kit man feels about shoe odor.

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I love when it pauses here and I remember I’m watching this with angels. It’s almost as if I’m sharing the couch with an (even more) heavenly Zack Morris.

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