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Ted Crumpets
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Here for the crumpets.
TottingtonJoined March 2019
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I've just been turned down for a job with a search and rescue team.
They said I wasn't the person they were looking for.
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"The universe is a funny old place, full of things we can hardly begin to understand. So thank goodness for the simple things in life. Like soup!" 😀 🍲
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I Just saw my uncle Bill.. I Can't believe how much I'm spending on uncles!
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Table etiquette question: Got guests round for 'dinner' tonight. Would you pass the pan of mushy peas to the left or to the right?
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"I was playing chess with my friend and he said,
'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess." ;O)
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Can anyone identify what sort of caterpillar this is we found in our garden this morning?
Here's my contribution to #WorldPhotographyDay I had to wait all day yesterday to get this shot of a young male red deer.
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Bit warm this afternoon.
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Coronation Street (11th August 1971). Only a week after it was delivered, Hilda is distraught when her new colour television set is repossessed ("I loved that set Stan. Everybody looked so bright and happy in colour. Even Sandy Gall").
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Artificial pitch to boost grass roots football
New artificial full-size pitch and pavilion set to boost grass roots football
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Heatwave Warning!
Putting an ice-cream down your undies is a great way to cool off in this heatwave but always make sure it's not a 99!
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I'm pleased to announce, after consulting with my colleagues and my family, I've decided to throw my ring into a hat.
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Winners of the Keith Moon Hotel Room award are...
Blossoms arrive at Glastonbury to find hotel rooms aren't ready...so clean them
Happy Earth Day! To celebrate, for our tea tonight, we're going to be eating some earth.
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I'm thinking of opening a bar on Mars. What do you think would be a good name for it?
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Last year I bought fish n chips and it cost me £ 9.20. That's £ 9.45 in today's money!
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If you want to act like Vinnie Jones you should take a long hard look in the mirror.
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My sister's got another new boyfriend. She said, 'This one's a keeper.' Wonderful isn't it, still playing football at his age.
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