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@TechnoEmpress

Cyborgfeminist with a handful of weird tricks. Higher-Order Fuckup. Mostly ⊤, occasionally ⊥. Aunt Aoife. adept / alchemist

Sitting on a square wave, lost in static.
Joined November 2017

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    I am a: ◻️ Man ◻️ Woman ☑️ Haskell developer Looking for: ◻️ Men ◻️ Women ☑️ People to hack on GHC's error messages with during next

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  2. Wow. This is simultaneously the worse idea ever and the best Defcon contest ever. Morning session- who can hack the stroller and kill the baby (sensor package) first. Afternoon session- who can hack the stroller, abduct a "baby" and successfully retrieve a bitcoin ransom.

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  3. 14 Jun 2017
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  4. 17 hours ago

    Today is not a good day to test date formats

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  5. 🇪🇺🇬🇧 🇪🇺💔🇬🇧 🇪🇺 ➡🇬🇧 🇪🇺  🇬🇧 🇪🇺  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💔🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⬅ 🇬🇧 🇪🇺💓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿  🇬🇧 🇪🇺💓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿  🇬🇧 🇪🇺💓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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  6. 18 hours ago

    Microservices as a tech solution for inexistant release management, barely working CI, absent project management, and SF FOMO

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  7. “God damnit, it's way too early to be that late” I say, as I take a disapproving look at the black skies while it's only 6:30PM here.

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  8. 23 hours ago

    "I really don't want to spend my life creating bug-for-bug compatibility with Linux"

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  9. 23 hours ago

    margin-top: 19px; border-top: 1px; *inside your mind*: ¯°·._.• 20 •._.·°¯

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  10. Feb 1

    I used to wonder why the interfaces on Star Trek are so clunky given that it's centuries in the future, but I guess that's just Enterprise software for you

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  11. My tutorials, since I haven't mentioned in a bit

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  12. No, random recruiter, I will not relocate to the Bay Area.

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  13. Feb 1

    At this point it is looking likely that GHC will be moving to LLVM as its native toolchain on Windows; this will hopefully allow us to bypass many of the path and process issues that we have been historically fought with. Current plan can be found here:

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  15. Jan 31

    Batman: “Why don’t you credit the artist?” Catwoman: “I don’t know who it is!” Batman: “It’s !!!”

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  16. Jan 30

    here’s a hot take: if the org you’re working in lacks sufficient mutual respect, trust, and knowledge-sharing, graphql isn’t going to save you

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  17. Me: Today's a good day to go back to this side project Me, last week:

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  18. Feb 2
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  19. In 1971, an astronomer named an asteroid that he discovered "Mr Spock". Rather than naming it for the Star Trek character, though, it was named after his cat, Mr Spock. The international governing body of astronomy then decreed that no asteroids are to be named after pets.

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  20. Jan 28
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  21. Feb 1
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