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Stitch Witch
@Technikyle
Gaymer, coffee drinker, smiler, frowner, curser, & mug collector. Ate a vomit flavoured Bertie Bott Bean. Stuck in the 90s. Horror fanatic. Galvanised Bitch.
Manchester, EnglandJoined July 2010

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So I missed a challenger on one of the early routes in Pokemon Shield, and now the dude wants to challenge me, the current champion. He throws out his lv12 Budew. How precious. I throw out my lv 87 Cinderella (Centiskorch). Me:
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This Harry and Megan situation reminds me of an old bachelor-type competition where a Harry look-alike fooled some American women into thinking they were dating the real deal. This is 100% legit. I saw a few of the episodes way back when.
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Finished season 2 of Sex Education. I enjoyed it a lot as it covers a range of diverse topics, and shows how a series can be inclusive of LBGTQ+ characters. However, many parts are typical cliche teen nonsense and I really didn't like the ripping off of Mean Girls.
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Omg, Lori Petty, Elijah Wood, David Harbour and the original cast of Sabrina the teenage witch will be at the Liverpool Comic Con! 😱 I. Must. Get. Tickets!
So in today's episode of "Let's ask a South African a weird first world question," I was asked if we had fish and chips in SA. It garnered a look of indignation and a "yes, we have fish and chips, and it tastes better than yours."
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So I offered to make supper tonight despite *cough* my bro-in-law being at home all day. Only to find out that my sister wants me to make a curry, with (now this is where you sit down) a jar of Korma sauce, mince meat and potatoes. Please can someone send Jesus.
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I hope the new Pokemon expansion includes the Hoppip line. I *REALLY* want to trade over my Shiny PayDay Hoppip. Would be awesome to see the looks on people's faces when a shiny Jumpluff uses PayDay in a raid.
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Just a quick head's up to any Pokemon fans that jumped in with Sword and Shield, if you're a fan and would like to get the Spin-off, be wary, the Mystery Dungeon series is WAY HARDER than the core series. It will whip your ass.
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Get ready for Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX, coming to Nintendo Switch on March 6, 2020! #PokemonMysteryDungeonDX
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I love how Moira's colour scheme is always black and white. Almost as if it's an ode to Beetlejuice.
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Last night was the first ep I directed solo. Thanks to our great team for the support and encouragement! Also, I only did it so that I could get one of these “director directing” shots. 🎬😎👉🏼
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Holy hells bells shit-stick motherfucker, I nearly fell to the floor after I saw a guy at the busstop who looked so much like my ex! Thank goodness it wasn't. Not in the mood for that kind of drama.
This is amazing. My father is hearing impaired so, from a child, I've been so accustomed to watching everything with subtitles. Even though I don't need to, I find it difficult to watch or play games without subtitles. Well done :D
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Bong Joon Ho: "Once you overcome the one inch tall barrier of subtitles, you will be introduced to so many more amazing films" bit.ly/2QrQBms
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I'm always tempted to watch an old series again, like Buffy, Charmed, Battlestar Galactica, etc. Then I'm reminded that we used to do 20+ episodes a season. Ah, no thanks.
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You know what's sad? That if you go on Wikipedia, search for George Washington, there's a section in his page with the name of who succeeded him as President of the United States of America. And if you keep clicking on the successor's name, you'll eventually reach Donald Trump.
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I just realised that there's a Gregg's at the petrol station near to me. I live within walking distance of a Gregg's vegetable pasty. Be right back...
I'm only just finding out that there is a Final Fantasy themed convention in Glasgow in Feb called KupoCon. I have about a month to make arrangements. Voices of Barret in FFVII remake and Fang FFXIII are attending! #Gooped #FinalFantasy
Only need 2 Pokemon for a complete Pokedex in Shield: Sableye and Zacian. Apparently no one is getting the hint on link trade either. If I offer Mawile, I clearly want its opposite. Same with Zamanzenta.
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I'm quite surprised that I haven't encountered any vulgarity while doing max raids in Pokemon Shield. Would've thought I'd see some form of unsavoury nicknaming by now.