This just made me roar in public
I needed to update my CV so I did it all through google autocomplete and soon I will have every jobpic.twitter.com/pjCBtUhtmw
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Then my day is complete
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Ahem, your Day is auto-complete
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Actual snorting lols, you buffoon x
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YES. SUCCESS.
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*guerilla /pedantichrist
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No, he fights gorillas.
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Maybe he fights alongside gorillas. For their freedom!
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Gorillas should be free. Not only the wealthy should be able to afford gorillas.
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This is the best random subthread on the best random RT that has ever appeared on my feed.
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@Andrewmorphlock This is exactly the kind of thing I like to do on Friday mornings. God bless Google autocomplete...
pic.twitter.com/chqsntK46m
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"Gorilla" warfare!
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I'm reminded of the old QBASIC game, especially with "prove it mathematically" in the mix:pic.twitter.com/puHVz4gtSL
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I used to play that game *so* much! Good times. :)
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*gorilla* warfare. hmm
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damn, this guy's the chosen one. no way i can't hire him
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Using the same technique to compose my reply...pic.twitter.com/PWVwKNBLCh
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I tried doing that with an OK Cupid profile once. The results were just as sexy.pic.twitter.com/Y14YdERdha
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