Have you tried asking for a 69 instead of a 99? And dragging British comedy back 60 years?
.@RichardHammond HELLO I HAVE BEEN EATING ICE CREAM FOR YEARS AND I'M STILL HETEROSEXUAL WHAT I AM DOING WRONG PLEASE HELP
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Some people find that the addition of bum sex helps [citation needed]
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"Breaking News: ice cream sales slump as millions of straight guys take
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What's the odious fame hungry little tit been saying now?? Surprised he can speak with Clarkson's cock lodged down his throat
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You're not trying to gain publicity by saying dumb things.
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@RichardHammond did you turn your tongue 7 times on those ice creams ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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been eating
for yrs & am a gay woman.If I eat more will I b attracted to men? #TheresSomethingInTheIceCream -
ask for more nuts.
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coconut for faster results.
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always someone butthurt for some dumb reason.
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I'm only bi, perhaps we're eating the wrong flavour?
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@lauracloughley@RichardHammond someday you will find love. Have faith. -
You gotta have faith.
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At what age did it start going wrong for you. Chill out is advice.
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You don't have a sense of humour and are compensating for it with hypertrophic SJWism, I'd say.
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maybe your not eating enough ice cream? Maybe its the wrong type? Maybe Hammond is just a tit.
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