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@TechnicallyRon

Idiot. Disaster. Bestselling Author. (), Podcast co-host (), Ambassador for (avi by )

London, England
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2010.

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  1. A guide to writing: 1. Take a whole day where all you're going to do is write 2. Clean the house to ensure it's a positive space for your mind 3. No you're procrastinating 4. Look at twitter 5. Oh no 6. Ok time to write 7. My brain is an empty ugly idea bucket

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    what do you call a spider in a suit. business legs

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    So anyway, yesterday I offered to draw a birthday critter and he said DO TOTORO AND I’LL GET IT TATTOOED. Well…

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  4. I am 33 today and I would like to impart the wisdom that the 33 years of being on this planet has given me. Everything is a nonsense Try your best Everything is mostly terrible Nap as much as you can Enjoy your knees not cracking when you stand up I am so tired all the time

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    31. sij

    When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like

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  6. "if you are just going to moan about brexit just move out of the country" "yeah thanks mate just going to spend thousands of pounds I don't have to move away from everyone I know and love just because you don't like people with accents working in Tescos cheers"

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  7. Just seen someone buying a croissant from Pret. Traitor. Eat a bendy banana covered in English jam you coward.

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  8. BREAKING: Weird country that got tricked by a bus applauds its own stupidity.

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  9. At least the NHS will get 350 million quid a week as of tomorrow so this wasn't all just a game played by rich people to further their own personal agendas whilst lying and dividing the public purely for personal gain and influence under the guise of patriotism

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    Now that Katie Hopkins can’t read Twitter, I can tell you that on Monday I made her fly to Prague to pick up a completely fake award. Video up shortly.

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  11. Merry Brexit eve! Start dechlorinating your chicken now for brexit day. Don't forget to leave out a copy of the daily mail and a bottle of English wine for Father brexit before he crashes down your chimney tonight, ruins your house and tells you it's the will of the people.

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    25. sij

    家族のためにニンジンを運ぶ父フタバ。器用だ😃

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  13. Being a high functioning depressed person is cool because you can do everything you need to do whilst feeling dead inside and constantly wondering if your presence is a detriment to every other life you interact with and also you're always tired

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  14. "Welcome to the HMRC website. Please enter your 124 digit personal log in code that we may or may not have sent you 16 years ago. Forgotten it? OK answer these security questions. Question one. Fuck you. You have failed security. To pay your tax you must now light the beacons"

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  15. "You seem down" "Yes it's the depression" "You just haven't seemed yourself recently" "Yes it's the depression" "You just seem a bit off" "Yes that'll be the depression" "You're just quite quiet"

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    25. sij

    169 years since Tolstoy bought the unnecessary horse

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    literally laughed so much doing this I am so sorry you tried so hard to keep it on track and me & Larry just did mischief

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    23. sij

    There's a brand new podcast out today! joins and in an entirely sensible podcast that descends into chaos quite quickly. Apple: Spotify: Acast:

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    Terry Jones was the only Python who agreed to appear in The Young Ones. It was like affirmation from God himself. This was the man who’d directed what was, and still is, the funniest feature film ever made. We loved him for it, and always will. Sadly, he’s eaten his last mint...

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