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@TechnicallyRon

Idiot. Disaster. Author. Lifeabet () and 'How To Survive The End Of The World' out NOW! ()

London, England
Joined January 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 5

    Haven't done a book tweet in a while because of reasons but why not get a book written by a guy who someone on twitter called 'The worst thing about twitter' and another user with an egg for an avatar said 'I don't know him but he seems like a dick' ()

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  2. Idris Elba as James Bond?! What next? Other talented actors at the top of their game breathing new life into franchises and genres which have become boring and stagnant through over saturation in a world where ticket sales mean more than actual good original stories?

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  3. Retweeted

    Last year Nazis killed a woman with a car and then people spent the next 365 days writing editorials asking if we’re too mean to them

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  4. Retweeted
    Aug 9

    So no one told you life was gonna be this way 👏 👏 👏 👏 Your job's a joke, you're broke

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 9

    'It's not rocket science darling. We’re just asking you to be thin and curvy, sexy and innocent!’ Acting auditions can be SAVAGE 😂

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  6. Aug 10

    Love how now when you're walking home drunk in Edinburgh and walk by the train station you can see where the children of thanos hoofed Vision and Scarlet Witch

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  7. Aug 10

    If you need an recommendation, go and see , who is just fucking marvellous. One of the best stand ups of the moment.

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  8. Aug 10

    For anyone that is at the this year, go see . An utterly wondeful show about human kindness in the nonsense that is mental health problems. Absolutely brilliant.

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  9. Aug 10

    Today at the Edinburgh Fringe I saw a dog asleep in a shop. Brilliant, captivating, immersive. 5 stars - The Scotsman.

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  10. Aug 10

    Will it ever get boring seeing this in actual shops where actual people go? NO. NO IT WONT.

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  11. Aug 9

    I am at the Edinburgh Fringe. I've just seen a man scream FRINGE at a wall and then be sick on himself. 5 stars.

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  12. Aug 9

    The perfect partner is: Attentive Loves you at your worst moments Comforts you Misses you when you leave Enjoys cuddles Is a Golden Retriever Let's all get Golden Retrievers

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  13. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2016
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  14. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2016

    WHO KNOCKED OVER MY ONIONS

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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 8

    I'm deaf and lemme tell you people wearing burkas or niqabs are the least of my problems

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    What's your favourite painting of Nicolas Cage trying to breastfeed a smaller Nicolas Cage? Here's mine:

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  17. Aug 8

    "Why are you doing that" "my legs are drunk" "Tell the truth" "my knees are filled with magnets" "Theresa" "My legs are trying to escape" "Stop it" "...I don't know how to be human" "Thank you"

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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 8

    ALEX JONES: Sandy Hook is a hoax, children were not murdered TWITTER: this doesn't violate our rules TWITTER USER: I want to fuck Tony The Tiger TWITTER: this violates our rules

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  19. Aug 8

    [Meeting of cats] “Right as you see here on this graph” [Boss cat takes out laser pointer] [Meeting erupts into fucking disaster]

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  20. Aug 7

    Nah mate, this whole fact and fiction deserve the same airtime nonsense is why the world is a big bag of balls right now. We're taught as kids not to lie, just because some men can't grow up doesn't mean we should all suffer.

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  21. Aug 7

    The best day on twitter ever was when we found out the Prime Minister of Britain fucked a pig's head and after that it's all been fucking downhill.

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