Awww shit. Did it finally happen?pic.twitter.com/yAoTtYF2Rx
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"Not today" as if it might happen one day.. LMAO
They want to save themselves so when it does happen they can say... “well, we didn’t say it wasn’t a possibility” 
Your tweet would be factual if you also just displayed sub counts normally without simplifying them.
Massively parallel, distributed systems don't "just" do anything. @tomscott did a great video on the complexities of it all.https://youtu.be/RY_2gElt3SA
You got us when you bring back live sub counts, at least in the API
Uhh it says I have 22 subs but I had 22 million can I have them back plzpic.twitter.com/OTJMzAawzY
not today... 

“Not today” you planning on doing this to him later?!
no wonder social blade wasent working
This... is this really the least threatening way to put this?
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