This is what girls do when they get home after stealing boo’s shirt
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Why does he look like a wax figure came to life
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Prince Charles discusses marriage and the importance of picking the right partner, 1970s.
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This is gonna be on Fox News within the week saying it’s real
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A Pixar movie about a demon boy who lives in Hell, his father is Satan, and he finds himself on Earth befriending a human girl.
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the only lyric i can remember from his solo career is, “used to be in 1d, now i’m free!” & i think that’s interesting
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Liam Payne is reportedly desperate for a One Direction reunion.
Liam is aware “he has fallen out of favor with the public” after sharing negative comments about the group and wants to “relaunch his career”.
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He’s so pretty
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never really understood why a bad bitch like miss piggy threw herself at that goofy green frog but there is something about a skinny musician that makes women lose their better judgement
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Being selected for Taylor Swift and Zach Bryan presale truly means I’m one of gods favorites
If this means we get more sad songs out of Zach Bryan then it wasn’t a total loss
Never thought I would be able to stand the smell of whiskey yet here I am sipping an old fashioned
Thinking about how many people have thanked or acknowledged Beyoncé during their own acceptance speeches is so sweet
Y’all Nelly legit left Mobile yesterday and was on the Grammys tonight, what an audience shift
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they should invent something other than time that heals all wounds
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Braided my hair for the first time since cutting it and it’s giving those women who put their baby girl’s hair in a ponytail when there’s clearly not enough
I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out
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“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it
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A school in the hometown of the man who broke my heart reached out to me today and my mom had the audacity to tell me it’s a sign
This hurts almost as bad as “in another life our clothes are folded in the same basket”
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do they even understand the impact of “in another life i would’ve been happy doing laundry and taxes with you” do they know the cultural shift they made happen
Empathy
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men do shrooms once and discover the same things 13 year old girls have discovered alone in their bedrooms
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The collab would be the one to save me
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@NiallOfficial wanna play some golf in boston?
How much did they pay him for this book
Spider-Man kidnapped me. I’m still weird around people dressed like him at Halloween.
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DID?? ANYONE?? ELSE?? HAVE?? A?? DREAM?? SO?? TRAUMATIZING?? AS?? A?? KID?? THAT?? YOU?? STILL?? REMEMBER?? IT?? TODAY??
Phoebe and Paul allegedly ending things and Phoebe dating Bo Burnham is proof that two hot cool people will never last but one hot cool person and one weird mid person will always prevail, which is why I would be Paul Mescal’s perfect next match. In this essay I will…
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Thank god
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you can sit and do nothing for a few years after you graduate college it’s not a big deal
harry and meghan met when he saw her pic on a friend’s instagram?????? all my friends need to go post my last fire posts to their story RIGHT NOW. on judgment day god will ask what you did to help me specifically find love.
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Not saying I’m dramatic but my mom had a pillow that said good morning sunshine and that was my nickname for my ex cause he had blonde hair so I made her throw it away🥰
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I needed this more than anyone knows
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Made this playlist when I started writing stick season. These are the tunes that made this album open.spotify.com/playlist/7kbLP
Claiming this as I turn 24 in 3 days
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Girlies entering the age 23 ….. yes it will be the worst year of ur life but after the biggest flop comes the biggest slay and you are the caterpillars entering the cocoon to hatch in the almighty age of 24
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