Tasha Robinson
John Linton Roberson
@TashaRobinson "Then in the first 15 minutes he dies of a heart attack during sex, & the rest of the film is her bathing with fire."
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@jlr_1969 Hee hee. Does the fire she bathes in hatch her dragons, proving her heritage and sending her on as queen? -
@TashaRobinson Nah, it's just to clean him off her. But it still isn't enough, so soon after it's on to the Brillo.#neverbeclean#never -
@jlr_1969 Ugh, this better not go in a BUG direction. I'm not down for that experience again. -
@TashaRobinson "Bug direction?"#nounderstand -
@jlr_1969 This film. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0470705 There's some "trying to get clean" stuff that's very traumatic, physically and emotionally.
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@TashaRobinson For what it's worth, based on what I've heard about this film, that description is deliberately misleading in some ways. -
@lynch345 Yes, please. I would love for this to not be what it looks like. It's just so easy to believe it would be just that. -
@TashaRobinson The 'existential crisis' has to do with something else. I can give you a link, but it kind of spoils the entire movie. -
@lynch345 No thanks, I'll wait and see it, as I see most of his movies, and see if he can convince me. But I'm weary.
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@TashaRobinson oh god this is the platonic ideal of terrible woody allen movie premises -
@bybowes@TashaRobinson The "small town" thing may be the only hang-up. It doesn't quite have that "totally random European town" ring to it - View other replies
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@railoftomorrow@bybowes Maybe this is SUCH a bad idea that he couldn't get the Naples or Florence or Bruges board of tourism to sign up.
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@TashaRobinson like this would be any creepier than some of his other films? -
@1sttimewatchers It's less a record-breaker, and more a terrible cumulation of continuity.
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In his defense, this is every movie he's made for decades.
@TashaRobinson@julie_bush Oh, Woody Allen, no.pic.twitter.com/eEwWFlQvfk
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@quinncy@julie_bush How is that a defense? -
@TashaRobinson@julie_bush It isn't; attempts at dry wit have heartbreakingly short odds of success on Twitter.
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@PaganMinn There are so many complete garbage assumptions in that last sentence, it isn't worth arguing.
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Scott Nye
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