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@Tallarico

srsly. comedy editor and celebrity spokesman of Skyline Chili.

Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Jan 2017

    How do I make this my pinned tweet

    Paul Dano collects teeth
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  2. Retweeted
    58 minutes ago

    [awkwardly trying to obscure my “Everyone Should Take A Dump In Cinnabon” shirt] listen fellas when we find the guy who took a dump in the cinnabon let’s not look too hard as to why he did it

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  3. Retweeted
    18 minutes ago

    Can’t believe that after I worked 100 hour weeks for three months on Red Dead Redemption 2 all my foreskin modelling work was wiped out when they decided to circumcise the horses :(

    17 replies 57 retweets 569 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Get in the car loser we're getting cancelled

    159 replies 3,879 retweets 27,400 likes
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  5. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    Risk Analysis: NOT AVERTED

    Fox’s Geraldo Rivera on bombs sent to Democrats: "At the risk of sounding like a far right-wing lunatic … I believe that this whole thing was an elaborate hoax"
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  6. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    “right now”

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    . on if caravan members risk being shot at if they force themselves across U.S. border: "We do not have any intention right now to shoot at people."
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  7. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Stop blaming others. Look in the mirror. Your inflammatory rhetoric, insults, lies, & encouragement of physical violence are disgraceful. Clean up your act....try to act Presidential. The American people deserve much better. BTW, your critics will not be intimidated into silence.

    A very big part of the Anger we see today in our society is caused by the purposely false and inaccurate reporting of the Mainstream Media that I refer to as Fake News. It has gotten so bad and hateful that it is beyond description. Mainstream Media must clean up its act, FAST!
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  8. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    If one single prominent Republican would’ve stood up and refused to vote with Trump until he stopped inciting hate and violence the country might not be in this bad of a spot. There weren’t any who had the courage to make that stand.

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  9. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    Those were real bombs. That means the current theory among Right-Wing media is that Democrats were willing to risk murdering Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton just to blame it on Republicans. Seriously. That's their theory.

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  10. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    Before we move on to the next thing, please remember that our nation suffered a terror attack today, directed mainly at leaders of the opposition party, right before an election. Please consider how this would sound if it happened in another country.

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  11. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    This story, which is happening right now, in America, should be covered more aggressively than a caravan that’s 1000 miles away from the US border. (Also the woman who wrote this story (Nicole Acevedo) story once worked for me and she’s awesome)

    Voting in Dodge City, Kansas, is turning into a showdown as the advocacy group Voto Latino is trying to provide Lyft rides to residents with no transportation to the city's only polling site, which was moved out of town by election officials.
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  12. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    My cousin was killed in the Kroger shooting in KY today. A soror’s father was also killed. I’M NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY.

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  13. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    President takes time out of murder cover-up to promote domestic terrorism

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  14. Oct 24

    last night i got too high and watched OVERTURNING ROE on netflix and tbh i need something lighter tonight like Haunting of Hill House

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    Oct 24

    A bomb was mailed to the Clintons today. Another bomb was mailed to the Obama’s. A third bomb was found two days ago, intended for Jewish philanthropist George Soros. This. Is. Right. Wing. Terrorism.

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  16. Retweeted
    Oct 24

    Trump has DEMONIZED Clinton, Soros, Obama and CNN. This week all of them received BOMBS in the mail. This isn't that hard. The President is encouraging TERRORISM.

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  17. Oct 24

    super excited about this new strain of domestic terrorism that’s happening just beforean election. so wonderful to live in this democracy

    Someone with a "MAGA" return address is sending postcards depicting Trump and assault rifles to bars in Nashville.
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  18. Retweeted
    Oct 23

    1. There probably aren’t. 2. What if there are? 3. Fuck you.

    Pence: "It’s inconceivable there are not people of Middle Eastern descent" in migrant caravan
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  19. Retweeted
    Oct 23

    lush worker: need any help? me: no i’m just looking lush worker:

    534 replies 37,144 retweets 129,783 likes
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  20. Oct 22

    DAB PULL G O D S

    2019 will bring you the first three words you see, comment your words!
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  21. Retweeted
    Oct 21

    When you definitely know how banks work

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