`Da Elf

@TallElfin

I build things, I fix things. A Silicon Valley refugee, 28 years in InfoTechnology. Free thinker with a keen grasp of the obvious.

Terra, likely U.S. West Coast.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2009.

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  1. prije 1 sat

    I got Rock Solid Problems stealing from older folks on a fixed income and trying to fuck them over by playing games. Stealing Bitcoin is one thing, hacking a city is fine, stealing from nice old ladies: We're Going to fight.

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    Now I social engineer (over my initial Rage) Reverse Phish.... while I call the Secret Service (FBI and I don't play well together). Phone trunk is actually in Alabama? (Roaring Laughter) (Hacked PBXs when I was thirteen, ergo FBI hates me)

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  3. prije 1 sat

    And they blocked my telephone number confronting them. I have six others just on my phone. My tablet has more. Can summon more. Can do this shit all day until I hunt you little bastards down.

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  4. prije 2 sata

    So Madre is retired, a Vet and has cancer, Right? And a Land Line. Oh the Scams just line up at the fucking door. Mistake... calling mom's house and giving me a telephone number. I'm a Telco Engineer shitheads. Just Went Bored anyway.

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    prije 5 sati

    Meetings are one of the only constants in this life. Send nudes.

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    Images from Joan Blaeu’s Atlas Maior, volume 1 from 1662.

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  8. prije 15 sati

    Also, all my favorite laptops have Cruz stickers.

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  9. prije 15 sati

    Madre gave me a Goodie.. Used to have a smaller version between my SexWax and Santa Cruz stickers. TSA/DEA *loved* to fuck with me. This is going on my T61P (validated for flight on the ISS). Squeeeee.

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  10. prije 15 sati

    Repeat after me, and I will enunciate ... EeeeePoxy.

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  11. prije 18 sati

    I haven't walked into this White Castle in twenty fucking years.

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  12. prije 19 sati
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  13. prije 19 sati

    Dude has Awesome AQUA hair... in Indy. Things have very much changed.

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  14. prije 19 sati

    Effing Christopher... Just got asked for directions around downtown Indy. Not only do I Know I'm right but got dude within a meter of his goal if he follows my directions Precisely.

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  15. prije 20 sati

    Canal Walk in Indianapolis. And guess who smells weed. (Not my goddamned fault! ... yet)

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  16. prije 20 sati

    Bar Sign: If you didn't drink, how would your friends know you loved them at 2am?

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    Having standards is important, so having double standards is even better than that because it means you have twice as many standards.

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    12. srp 2019.

    My body is a temple. An abandoned temple primarily used for cake and alcohol storage.

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