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@TalentlessCook

Freelance , speeches, content, , social media, ghost writer, stand up & roasts, etc. Available for short term or long term gigs.

Joined February 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 May 2017

    Next week, join us for a remake of the classic "Titanic".

    32 replies 327 retweets 1,063 likes
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  2. 6 hours ago

    I still say someone should open a business and have them deliver with 2 people and the brochure IN the pizza box. No one closes the door when pepperoni shows up.

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  3. 15 hours ago

    No, Dr Grant......I can't see anything on Carrie Underwood's face, either...Months of speculating and teasing of a horrid injury/stitches. Maybe, she's just too much of a perfectionist, because it's not visible.... Love her, but.......

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Hello, Pope Francis? I'd like to have Dr. Now made a SAINT after this episode...... She asks if he believes in God? I'm sure he believes in Hell now. ;)

    3 replies 18 retweets 121 likes
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  5. 20 hours ago

    Yup...the truth always works......you just never hear the end of it.... ;) I'd rather wear the bathing cap.......

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  6. Apr 4

    She's my 'Litter-ary Agent'..... Sometimes, you can't use your printer, but you can run a cat scan. My biggest fan has fallen asleep after a saucer of milk while reading my humorous book.

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  7. Apr 4

    If New York legends Bill Beutel and Roger Grimsby were still alive....I'd hug them for being the best news anchors that I grew up with. So, a virtual hug to them for the memories.

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  8. Apr 3

    Her raw personality and just blurting out is still genius..... You can cringe all you want, but she is spewing some hilarious stuff tonight again.

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  9. Mar 31

    If had happened this way.....vegans would be telling this story over and over and over every time you tried to eat dinner out.

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  10. Mar 31

    When Moses' wife gave up at the 39.5 year mark....

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  11. Mar 31

    What's the hold up now, Moses??

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  12. Mar 31

    I don't think this is the original.........

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  13. Mar 31

    is on.....I don't think I've ever missed it....Who could miss Edward G. Robinson without a cigar?

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  14. Mar 30

    "Guess I'll need a date for the holiday weekend......"

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  15. Mar 30

    Happy Passover - This is how I picture Manischewitz showing up at my door.

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  16. Mar 30

    ....and they mean every word of it.....whatever it is.......

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  17. Mar 29

    There is a lot of truth in this.....

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  18. Mar 28

    Did I fall asleep a while? What week is this? The and I think Wolf Blitzer.....not sure......

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  19. Mar 28

    You know who never gets any love each week? The girl that holds the door with the deadpan face and calls out the name of the patient. I've seen more smiles when people open the door for you at a funeral home.......

    26 replies 40 retweets 481 likes
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  20. Mar 28

    "He could yang me".... Loving this show. Zach at his best....funny right out of the gate. Geez, ABC is having a good week this week with new shows....

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  21. Mar 28

    Cool.... After there's in - so the Philly & Jersey guys ruling Wed nights now. (They know it's cheesesteak followed by Taylor Ham....makes sense to both of them...). Good luck fellow NJer Zach.... looks great.

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