If only. At least I could afford the booze.
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My liver called and asked me to ask you to give it a bloody rest for a bit.
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I'm a shill for big pharma! I recommend vaccination. Now where's that money?
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I can't, I'm at work... What's the tally for the last 8 hours... I'll drink when I'm home
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Scoop of ice cream duh
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But THEY have to drink rather than you, right??
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*falls out of chair*
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