grant

@TakeForGrantd

former intellectual. critically acclaimed idiot. comic. writer.

san diego
Vrijeme pridruživanja: studeni 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    18. pro 2019.

    why would i pin my most viral tweet when i could just use this

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  2. prije 13 sati

    mansplaining quantum superposition to a 5 year old child and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

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  3. prije 14 sati

    hell yeah. now jack gets to decide what is fake and what is real on the internet. this rocks!

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  4. prije 14 sati

    laying in bed just reading books n shit getting smart as hell

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  5. prije 14 sati

    despite all my rage i am still just a grant in a cage

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  6. prije 15 sati

    thinking about the time i took the girl i had been seeing out to dinner on valentine’s day and she ghosted me the day afterwards. Ladies, this is a fantastic strategy to finesse a free meal in a couple weeks i highly recommend it

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  7. prije 16 sati
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  8. prije 17 sati

    you’re not “dissociating” Janet you just drank a medium iced coffee

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  9. prije 17 sati

    opening an incognito tab and looking at bernie sanders’ fundraising numbers

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  10. prije 17 sati

    just left the room 62% of the way through a job interview. it was going pretty well i’m almost positive they’ll hire me

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  11. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    4. velj

    do i want a girlfriend or do i want someone to hurt me so i get funnier

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  12. prije 19 sati

    one time i was with some friends on a balcony 4 stories up and i jokingly said “haha dont u guys ever feel the urge to just jump” and based on how startled everyone was i realized that not everyone has the same problems i do

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  13. prije 20 sati

    damn this therapy shit is working what am i supposed to do with all this spare time i have now that i don’t feel compelled to hyper-fixate on every single girl that acknowledges my existence

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  14. prije 21 sat
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  15. 4. velj

    do i want a girlfriend or do i want someone to hurt me so i get funnier

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  16. 3. velj

    still my favorite movie of 2019

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  17. 3. velj

    absolutely crushing beers so that i can make it through the ending of marriage story again

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  18. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    3. velj

    IOWA!!!! You’ve been SO kind to us. If yallre from Iowa, go out and caucus TOMORROW, monday feb 3rd, at 6:30 PM! Bring your children. Bring your friends. Find your precinct location:

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  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    3. velj

    daddy’s feeling electric tonight

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  20. 3. velj

    daddy’s feeling electric tonight

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