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Twitter is telling me to follow #Eminem. Sorry, even I'm not that white.

The Sophist Troll. Sophist Trolls, or "philo#trolls," fancy themselves Enlightened Philosophers

I hope you can enjoy your life knowing that you ruined hers.

A black dude just posted proverbs 12:9 on his facebook in my feed. It's a verse saying having servants is pretty cool #Slavery #nice

It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary! -Tom Haverford

The Agenda Troll. Agenda #trolls are those participants who join a forum specifically to pursue an agenda of their own

Atheist geckos on the other hand I find to be quite agreeable.

PayPal is only accepted everywhere because everyone uses PayPal. It's a shitty system - so let's start using these smaller services. :D

The Forum Cultist. Forum cultists are extremely proud of the incredible Internet communities to which they belong.

Why is anyone surprised by a bunch of NASCAR fans booing the first lady? She's both female and black, the two kryptonites of hicks!

When Pat Robertson is telling you that you're being retardedly extremist, you've probably got a problem.

I'm bi-#winning. I win here, I win there.

Progressives don't care about creating wealth for the middle class. They only care about a society that promotes equality

I'm certain that I have more than you. So be careful when you imply that someone wants another inquisition.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

for all u know this could be the difference between what u need and what u wanna be

Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant? Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.

It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary! -Tom Haverford

The Sophist Troll. Sophist Trolls, or "philo#trolls," fancy themselves Enlightened Philosophers

Oh wait, can't process it. Losers. #Winning. Buh bye.