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5. Those 3 guys that always RT your stuff 6. Atheist Silicon Valley eunuchs that are "interested in productivity hacking"

7. Black entrepreneur who tweets about weed and hood shit but makes 10x more in a day than you do in a week 8. Pudgy white men with beards and glasses that wave who go "thats the tea sis" and get horny when someone gets cancelled but are also 100k in debt

9. 7/10 white guys that will "teach you how to make money online" and aggressively use the fire and finger emojis to sell their gumroad products. only tweets platitudes and sanitized self-help motivation. sleeps on an air bed.

10. xanax'd out alcoholic journalist who is addicted to the dopamine rush of a hit piece. thinks facts are subjective. lives in an 300sq ft studio with a roommate.

11. Astrology women that know literally every part of the star chart and can write 3000 word essays on how the current energy of the world is due to planetary alignment 12. Contrast whores that automatically take the opposite side of most in an issue, regardless of the issue

13. 24 year old guy that read Bronze Age Mindset once and now thinks he's an extremely alpha tan international bodybuilding warrior but also has an extremely in-depth knowledge of ancient german kings 14. MAGA boomers with kindergarten level grammer that spam you with hashtags

15. "Blue Wave" accounts that are indistinguishable from astroturfed bots 16. Furrys. 17. Girls from London that exclusively post nudes and onlyfans links

18. People that read Nietzsche and @DejaRu22 and now TWEET like THIS to INGRAIN their POINTS into the HEADS OF THE YOUTH 19. 'Writers' that have never published a single piece of work in their life

20. People with pronouns and doctorate titles in their name that live life so distant from reality that everything they say gives you an uncanny valley feeling

21. People who believe diet is religion 22. Chill Muslims 23. Those real ones that DM you saying that your tweets have helped their personal growth

24. Peaceful trad catholics on Twitter that talk about raw milk and families; post art 25. Peaceful trad catholics that DM you about anal sex 26. "Philosophers" that just regurgitate points from other philosophers

27. Smug bastards that nitpick your tweets to keep their victim complex standing 28. Porn-addicted anime AVI who have no boundaries and think everything should be allowed 29. MBTI nerds who use their superpower levels of autism to somehow know everything about your psyche

30. Art thots that have a hammer and sickle in bio but don't know what the Holodomor is 31. Smallish accounts that create a hybrid meme that a bigger account popularizes

32. Bluecheck in media that has 100k+ followers but gets 3 likes on a tweet

33. Those Guys That tweet like Michael Porfirio Heavy Workouts Heavy Boozing Fast-Twitch Muscle Fibers In my Village by the Sea

34. Thousands of deranged teens that threaten to impale you with a stake and light you on fire if you insult their favorite Kpop stars 35. Fat guys in superman shirts that argue about the latest movies and tv shows

36. Aesthetic accounts that are just a way to channel someone's horny poasting in a vaugely acceptable way 37. Guys who ruthlessly hunt for the conspiratorial angle on every public happening and connect the NFL to moloch blood sacrifices (respect tbh)

38. Men who wear makeup for $ 39. The classic NEET 40. Cake make up spiritually dead latina girls that go "um sorry sweaty, you're cancelled" 41. "Filmmakers" that haven't made a film since 2013 in film school and now smoke Malboros behind their Kroger on break. wears overalls

42. That one guy that can give you 18 different supplements to fix those mood swings and energy crashes youre experiencing

43. The chill guy with like 60 followers that doesn't tweet much but always interacts with you 44. 30 year old Right wing political grifter who sells his opinions for the highest bidder 45. The guy who you've seen for 3 years that still hs 800 followers

47. People who saw Joker once and go "wow he's just like me" 48. Anonymous Genius Millionaire Playboys that have horrible relationships with their family and compensate by fucking lots of women to fill the void

49. Indian startup guy. Tweets platitudes and retweets math showing how something is being decentralized 50. Indian start up worker who spams white women asking for nudes. Big bob gurl hai.

52. Political pundit that thinks every slight issue is a "deep threat to our democracy"

53. Crazed dude with a thick beard that writes better than every self loathing author with a literature degree

54. Philosophers and scientists with LIinkedIn ass profile pics that just insult eachother over niche studies

55. Teens who think liking Nicholas J. Fuentes is a personality 56. Libertarians who know everything about guns but are 35% BF and have 0 combat experience