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masc/neutral pronouns | libertarian socialist | Finance Committee Lead | | Union Lifeguard
San Marcos, TXJoined October 2011
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If you're worried about balloons spying on us, just wait until you hear about the NSA
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Why would he even post this?
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This parasitic leech on working people thought it would be cute to make tiktoks while calling people and doubling their rent.
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Me and who?
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This UPS contract is the most important thing that is going to happen this year and we all need to prepare to support our @Teamsters family. All hands on deck.
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The Department of Defense would like to know the Balloon’s pronouns
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Heavy police presence at the 5600 block of Bannock St. for an officer involved shooting. There is no threat to community at this time, this is a very active and ongoing investigation, please avoid the area if possible.
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Capitalism without competition isn’t capitalism.
It’s exploitation.
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We're in the middle of a winter storm, but I guess the city would rather use its resources to hunt down black people
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Is trying to learn Portugese while I'm learning Spanish a bad idea? Probably. Am I gonna do it anyway? Yep
Conservatives can't cook
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Freeze it then air fry at 450. Drain the fat. Add a little water and plenty of salt into the pot for au jus. Crispy on the outside and no more than medium internally. twitter.com/SBakerMD/statu…
Ireland called the United States a settler colonial project
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So you're gonna force us to risk our lives to come to work? Glad to see you care about us
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City offices and facilities will be open during regular business hours tomorrow, Jan. 31.
However, due to forecasted winter weather conditions, some operations may be delayed or reduced during the day.
More info: bit.ly/3RfZnle
austintexas.gov/alerts
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Prop B drove homeless ppl from the roadsides where ppl could see them to beyond the tree line where they were concealed. This is 100% an unintended consequence of that ballot measure. twitter.com/DocumentingATX
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"Killing black people isn't racist if it's black people doing it" is such a psychotic take
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I’m seeing people claim that five black men killing a black man was ‘racism.’
This is further evidence that the world’s gone nuts. #TyreNichols
I whispered “fentanyl” and the cops ran. They’re still running.
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I FORGOT TO PLANT MY STARFRUIT ON THE LAST POSSIBLE DAY TO PLANT THEM 😭😭😭
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We really need to reclaim doge from the cryptobros
APDs policy is murder. Police can't police themselves
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THREAD: APD Chief Chacon has decided that the two police officers who shot Alex Gonzales Jr. in 2021 will not face discipline.
"The officers involved acted according to their training and APD policy," APD said in a statement.
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Tanks for Palestine when?
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any idea where to start looking?
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I am calling for a city wide man hunt for the 2 missing puzzle pieces from the Big Stacy lifeguard shack puzzle
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Banana flavored candy is good and gets way too much hate
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What hot gun take do you have that will make you end up like this?
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Austin Police Association spends big on scheme to screw up civilian oversight.
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Life on earth being carbon based implies that somewhere in the university there exists a carbon cringe lifeform
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This is just a massive L take
SUBWAY IN S TIER???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
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The right to strike is the single most powerful tool workers have to fight corporate greed and injustice in their workplace and it’s currently on trial at the extremist Supreme Court.
Expand the Court.
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And you still haven't fulfilled your campaign promise of canceling student debt
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Two years down. twitter.com/POTUS/status/1…
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At Kristen Gonzalez inauguration AOC says Kristen is "last Infinity Stone to the People's Republic to Astoria with DSA electeds at every level of government"
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The group responsible for the imposter police oversight petition is almost entirely funded by the Austin Police Association.
They knew this was eventually going to come out, so why didn't they just admit it when reporters asked them about it months ago?
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I’m outraged that the is moving forward with plans to build the U.S. embassy in Jerusalem on land stolen from Palestinians. By doing so, the U.S. is complicit in the illegal confiscation of Palestinian property. should reverse this Trump era policy immediately.
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