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@TURBOCUNT

Professional naked person. Nude Cosplayer @ Patreon, comics at . Cat daddy, cyberpunk anti-hero, goth GF. A real classy fuckin' lady. she/her 💜

Joined September 2009
Born October 21

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    Mar 16
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  2. 2 hours ago

    Poor guy. I'm not doing it tho

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  3. 2 hours ago

    Coworker asked if I'd rather have the opening shift than the mid and I was like "honestly I would pretty much rather die than be anywhere at 6am" and he was like "yeah same thats why I asked"

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  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago

    henlo! quick reminder that resorting to jokes about penis size to insult men is perpetuating toxic masculinity (not to mention cisnormative). don't lean on body shaming when you actually mean to insult someone's ego, or ignorance, or whatever. you can be more creative than that.

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  5. 4 hours ago

    I cant get over the vinegar thing. Especially in a space that small with that poor of ventilation. Like sure rubbing alcohol doesnt smell great either but it DISSIPATES

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  6. 4 hours ago

    Also that class was WAY below my skill levels oh no. Still was nice to do at least some pole fir the first time in months but I guess I have to go do a test to find out if I'm supposed to be in level 3 or level 4 now

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  7. 4 hours ago

    Anyway I just went to my first class at the new pole studio and 1. All the poles were static. I've literally never tried to dance on a static pole, just do tricks 2. They clean the poles with VINEGAR 3. The only bathroom is up like two flights of stairs

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  8. 4 hours ago

    I cant believe I get to live in a city where the vegan pizza and the vegan ice cream and the goth club are all next to each other. It's like it was made for me

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  9. 9 hours ago

    if I am using a lot of explanation points when I am communicating with you online it means I am trying to be professionally polite and I don't know any other way to do so

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  10. 11 hours ago

    and he was SUPER SWEATY. I sweat too, it's NBD, but try to have some awareness of that and don't touch people more than you have to! D:

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  11. 11 hours ago

    And like, okay, sure, if you're taking a photo with me because I'm hot you probably wanna touch me lightly, sure. An arm around the shoulders or waist lightly touching I don't mind. but this dude was basically trying to shove us into his body

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  12. 11 hours ago

    I love taking photos with fans! It's great! And I have noticed that a ton more people are asking if they can touch you AFTER they ask if they can take a photo with you these days which is AWESOME. It used to just be assumed that they would just grab you

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  13. 11 hours ago

    A comic about convention things that unfortunately still happen

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  14. 12 hours ago

    I feel like I should be taking breaks in between episodes to watch cute kitten videos or something

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  15. 12 hours ago

    Handmaid's Tale is such a good show but jesus christ it makes me feel like fuckin shit when I watch it

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  16. 13 hours ago
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  17. 14 hours ago

    Plus, the NSFWcosplay mods always have posters' backs when it comes to abusive comments and will post IN THE THREAD saying "hey, remember that this is a real person and comment accordingly" which just.... yes. so great

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  18. 14 hours ago

    Members get to see the best, highest-res content directly from the source and are easily able to find more if they want, and creators don't have to try to work around a ton of anti-advertising restrictions like a lot of boards have

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  19. 14 hours ago

    Especially on Reddit where there's a HUGE market for all kinds of content, a board for every niche fetish, but members are incredibly hostile to advertising - what NSFWcosplay is doing is hella brave and also very effective

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  20. 14 hours ago

    I just received "Mod Favorite" flair on ! This is so awesome, I love this sub and the mods have been doing so much to make their board as creator-friendly as possible. This is how you run a subreddit!

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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    contrary to popular belief, the worst part of ageing for women is actually reaching the ages your inappropriately old boyfriends were when you met them and realising *exactly* how disgusting they were

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