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Riker cautiously dates a sexy, sentient bomb. Picard drinks water wrong, awkwardly coughs for ten minutes in front of an angry Romulan.

12:36 AM · Feb 24, 2014Twitter for iPhone

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Picard & Data stage Godot on holodeck. Kirk appears via temporal vortex claims to be Godot. Worf declares play to be without honor.

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I can't wait so long between tweets!

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"In front of an angry Romulan across the neutral zone"

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It's only a half step from bomb to bombshell; so always keep breath mints in your away kit. Cc:

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ahhhh

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More of these more frequently please. #GoodStuff #Funny

parody catlike intelligence

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Feb 24, 2014

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Hey girl, what you got in that shell?

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Romulan fascinated by what he takes to be a Shakespearean soliloquy recital (Shakes was Klingon, after all.)

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Riker & Q have a falling out while working five unrelated murders. Worse, Riker can't stop dating the witnesses.

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#TrueDetectiveSeason2

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The annual Captain Picard Day baking contest has the crew at odds. Nobody wants a copy of the recipe for Worf's "Dump Cakes".

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