Maximilian UriarteOvjeren akaunt

@TLCplMax

I'm Max, NYT best selling artist, author, filmmaker, eater of burritos, and creator of Terminal Lance. One in a milian.

Santa Monica, CA
terminallance.com
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2010.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    8. kol 2019.

    Will you crush your enemies with the brute force of the Grunt? Or perhaps enchant them with the dark magicks of the POG? The choice is yours in The Terminal Lance Bestiary of the Marine Corps!

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    Adventure awaits you! Prepare yourself against the dark forces of the Green Weenie with the new Terminal Lance Bestiary of the Marine Corps eBook available NOW on Amazon and Apple Books!
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    Move Over, Alan Moore: This Gaming Webcomic Is Now A Webcomic About Gaming And Fatherhood

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    This clip >>>> Hurt Locker

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    This picture is worth many words.

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  5. prije 15 sati

    Broke my Oakleys this morning. I guess I’m a Ray-Bans guy now. 😎 @ The Grove

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    What the hell was doing during the National Anthem at Mar-a-Lago last night?

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    His evolution is complete…

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    “Fuck off, Lance Corporal,” -1917

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    the super bowl is the best time of year for grocery shopping, 2020 version. no lines at registers and aisles to ourselves.

    8 replies 26 proslijeđenih tweetova 240 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    I loved the KC coach in his role as Blair in the 1982 John Carpenter film The Thing.

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    I haven’t been this disappointed in San Francisco since the last time I spent $20 for parking at Fisherman’s Wharf

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    All these Super Bowl commercial are unfunny/lame/boring/dire/rubbish/rough/cheesy/blah/sad/dreadful/ghastly/grim/terrible/wretched/horrible/frightful/dull/monotonous/stale/trite/cliched/unimaginative/tired/stereotypic/warmed over/unoriginal/poor/downers/basic/shit

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    I Had a blast playing . I couldn’t stop thinking about it. So I wanted to recreate BTs encounter in Augmented Reality 💀

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    Bullshit

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    Which one is Tom Brady?

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    “We can give you 7.99 on store credit”

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    I wish my hips didn’t lie

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  18. 2. velj

    My dog gets these dental treats every morning, he fucking loves them. Eats them immediately like it’s drugs. This morning he accidentally bit me while grabbing it, he felt so bad that 5 minutes later he came up to me with it still in his mouth to see if I was okay. 😭

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    I've had this dream too, and I usually end up talking to the DI's and they're like "why are you here?" and I'm like "I have no idea lol"

    i had a dream that i was going back to bootcamp to become an officer. i straight up was like “idk how i got here but i don’t wanna be here” and hung out with my favorite di instead lol
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  20. 2. velj

    Part of becoming an adult is realizing your parents also had no idea what they were doing.

    I’m 36 now which still isn’t old, someone 41 or 51 or 61 would say, but the 19s, and 22s, and 29s might feel different, and, anyway it’s cold-hard mathematics that I’m halfway to 72, and I still have no idea what I’m doing or where I’m going.
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    Imagine surviving coronavirus only to learn you have cancer from base housing water...

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