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Dec 11, 2022

Remember when I said I wanted to make a dirty macking song? NEW MUSIC OTW! 🥰😘 #YouBelongWithMe

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kinda thic idk

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Black People watchin Slave Movies: “Dey woulda Had to kill me” 😭😭😭

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My friends mom thought I had kids cus my fridge is full of capri suns 😭

I love a nigga with they own sh!t, LET ME COME OVER & GET IN YO BED 😩

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You can look at a man’s hands and feet and can tell they don’t take care of themselves

every time i like a girl she healing man i HATE yalls exs 😭😭😭

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I cannot care too deeply about who “fumbled” me, played me, mishandled me, who’s not prospering without me.. I take walks in the sun with some tea in my thermos and that shit suddenly does not matter lol if anything I’ll admit to myself that my ego was just bruised.

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maryland so unserious why they said tomorrow the trains are free in honor of rosa parks

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If you read THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE as a child then finally tasted Turkish Delight and discovered it is terrible, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous

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his body count high because nobody come back for a second

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Not ever

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Bald w/ a hairline

@Jay_FnHarris

Iont believe in watching scary movies at the crib by myself

They woulda caught a manslaughter charge cus I would’ve passed away

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BRED HAIRED SHANK$

@kenfucknmasters

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LMFAOOOOO I WOULDA LOST MY SHIT!!!!!

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Me 🤝 Reading horror movie plots before watching them

Baby when I tell you I had to cut the TV off.. No mfn ma’am, and I live by myself…… Nah I’m good get somebody else to do it..

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Like ever again

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brileaux

@brileaux

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I miss Meg thee Stallion but if I was her I would literally never talk to y’all again

That Cali Red

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Chill Clinton

@JustChillBruh

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I feel like people are too bourgeois to admit that Snoop Dogg has the best red wine out right now

Big Groove don’t do nothing but dance and mind his business and y’all be livid Lmao please eat a snickers omg

Beyoncé so famous she got security at her own event full of other celebrities 😭

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King Of R&B

@Jacquees

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Being good to ppl doesn’t mean they’ll do good by you

If you look at your circle of friends, & you no get inspired, you don’t have a circle, you are living in Bondage!

Me since I moved into my new place 😭

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RollingRay!!!

@DMVMOSTFAMOUS

I been in the house since I moved in 2 weeks ago

ain’t leave out for nuffin yet

I can’t be no content creator, I’m not gonna get out the bed, set my phone up, get back in the bed & yawn with a lil stretch like I just woke up😫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BFFR

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If you pronounce Bey is “Bay” you do not deserve those tickets

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Imagine a man yelling in your face “WHAT ABOUT DDDOT DOT DOT DOT!”

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dij

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idk why michael jackson screaming about the times he was tryna get shorty to remember always be having me crying. nigga said "ME AND YOU!!! IN SPAIN!!!"

idk why michael jackson screaming about the times he was tryna get shorty to remember always be having me crying. nigga said "ME AND YOU!!! IN SPAIN!!!"

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I don’t think I want to have any kids ever

You can do Pilates at home for free. You don’t need the machine and you don’t need to pay $300 a month for a few classes. YouTube. My favorite Pilates instructor on YouTube is isawelly. Her energy is radiant and she meets you where you are at. She’s very encouraging

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A lot of customers forget these are still human beings. People make mistakes. And the way some of y’all get so rude and nasty right out the gate instead of giving them a chance to correct their mistake is so ugly sometimes.