Shane Torres

@SyrupMountain

Seattle Underground Tonight 09/17!!!!!!!

Brooklyn, NY
ShaneIsAComedian.com
Joined May 2009
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  1. Oct 29

    No matter who wins , , or it's probably the last before the apocalypse.

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  2. Oct 26

    Our show is TONIGHT! See NYC's best comics perform their darkest, saddest, most traumatic (but still funny) jokes

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    6 retweets 11 likes
  3. Oct 24

    Neil Hamburger favorites & and the man himself 9/25/16 at 📷 by

    2 retweets 8 likes
  4. Oct 23

    Thanks to for including Wednesday's show at in this week's comedy picks!

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    5 retweets 14 likes
  5. Oct 23

    lady gaga just sounds like fanta commercials to me

    14 likes
  6. Oct 20

    Wrote a piece on dying and what it meant to Portland Comedy. Thanks for putting it up.

    2 retweets 5 likes
  7. Oct 20

    Tonight! w/ & more! Tickets:

    7 retweets 6 likes
  8. Oct 19

    I have not read any of your tweets

    1 retweet 17 likes
  9. Oct 19

    Chris Wallace just throw a knife on the ground, lock them in a room, and say "who ever walks out of the room is POTUS"

    1 retweet 6 likes
  10. Oct 19

    I feel like no matter where I go in this bar 's eyes will follow me.

    6 likes
  11. Oct 19

    third and final debate is tonight which means you guessed it, I will be hosting tomorrow. Love each other!

    8 likes
  12. Oct 19

    Dark Spots is just 1 WEEK AWAY! +more tell their darkest jokes

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    3 retweets 5 likes
  13. Oct 13 Stand Up NY

    is on his way to , why aren't you? Drinks and laughs all night long!

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    2 retweets 6 likes
  14. Oct 11

    Has anyone ever met someone they agreed with 100% completely on everything? Because I am conflicted about my candidates for the presidency.

    3 retweets 10 likes
  15. Oct 10

    If November 8th turns out to be the end of the world I am going to feel really stupid out mailing in this student loan payment.

    1 retweet 17 likes
  16. Oct 9

    When they say the 19th of October is the final presidential debate do you think they mean ever?

    8 retweets 31 likes
  17. Oct 9

    Good news everyone my fantasy debate team is crushing it.

    3 retweets 14 likes
  18. Oct 9

    I've been sober for over four days and this debate might make me start drinking again.

    15 likes
  19. Oct 6

    FORT WORTH GO SEE MY DUDE this week. One of my favorites. He is at Hyena's Downtown. Thank me after. Hoop bring me back a taco.

    Fort Worth, TX! I'm headlining tonight-Saturday
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