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    Sydney Battle‏ @SydneyBattle May 18

    what is the lamest joke people make about your name? for ex., i have heard almost every “battle” and “australia” pun or play-on-words there is

    12:14 PM - 18 May 2021
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      2. Sydney Battle‏ @SydneyBattle May 18

        and people get so mad/sad when you don’t laugh... sir/ma’am/goodperson i am t i r e d

        18 replies 25 retweets 1,684 likes
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      3. Sydney Battle‏ @SydneyBattle May 18

        not to mention i have “the battle of sydney” to contend with (not even an interesting historical event, sorry!!)

        17 replies 5 retweets 799 likes
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      2. Scott "All Vaxxed Up" Hussey @  🏡‏ @designerscott May 18
        Replying to @SydneyBattle

        My last name is Hussey, there's really no end to those jokes. And if I here one more "beam me up Scottie" jokes, I might literally lose my mind!

        4 replies 0 retweets 51 likes
      3. Scott Rhodes‏ @DoctorThess May 18
        Replying to @designerscott @SydneyBattle

        Right there with you on the "Beam me up" jokes. I could do without the "Great Scott!" comments as well.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Headless Thompson Gunner‏ @mmmcmahon May 18
        Replying to @SydneyBattle

        My name is McMahon and the guys in junior high thought McWoman was the funniest thing they'd ever heard. Because, you know, nothing is worse than being a woman apparently.

        4 replies 1 retweet 110 likes
      3. Leslie Mc (wo)Mann‏ @LeslieMcWomann May 18
        Replying to @mmmcmahon @SydneyBattle

        Check my username cuz 😳

        1 reply 0 retweets 73 likes
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      2. mr. television‏ @NILES100 May 18
        Replying to @SydneyBattle

        that I’m in denile (denial)

        3 replies 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Eric Rogers‏ @EricRogersHere May 18
        Replying to @NILES100 @SydneyBattle

        When you have the last name Rogers, every twat under the sun thinks they're the first to bust out a Mister, Buck, or Roy joke on you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Nora‏ @norawalls May 18
        Replying to @SydneyBattle

        Nora the Explora, Nora the Whore(uh), HO-nora for those who know my full name

        3 replies 0 retweets 100 likes
      3. Sydney Battle‏ @SydneyBattle May 18
        Replying to @norawalls

        what about “snora”?? cuz that’s what you make me do!!!! ayoooo 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 *high fives all around*

        1 reply 0 retweets 119 likes
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