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Evolutionary biologist. Managing Editor @Quillette. Lover of whisk(e)y, fitness, cats, and ideas. Newsletter: http://www.realityslaststand.com  Gmail: cwright1859

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    Colin Wright‏ @SwipeWright 16 Apr 2019

    Evolution shower thought: Humans are the only animals that laugh at farts, therefore we must have evolved from an ancestor that didn't laugh at farts. This means that at some point in the past, there was and individual that was the first to ever think a fart was funny and laugh.

    12:39 PM - 16 Apr 2019
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      2. Travis Lambirth: |𝌄𝌂|䷼𝍃|䷇𝌎|䷓䷴|𝌹䷢|🝤♲| = 𝌻‏ @travislambirth 16 Apr 2019
        Replying to @SwipeWright

        Did you have this thought after you farted in the shower?

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      3. Colin Wright‏ @SwipeWright 16 Apr 2019
        Replying to @travislambirth

        That is confidential information.

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      2. Colin Wright‏ @SwipeWright 16 Apr 2019
        Replying to @BerkeleyRox

        Apparently.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laughter_in_animals …

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      1. Energy of Oz‏ @EnergyOfOz 16 Apr 2019
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      2. James‏ @jamesasm 16 Apr 2019
        Replying to @SwipeWright

        And to laugh at farts was also adaptation that helped our survival

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      3. Colin Wright‏ @SwipeWright 16 Apr 2019
        Replying to @jamesasm

        I really hope that's true.

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      1. AnnéLeonard‏ @AnneLeonardPta 16 Apr 2019
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        More embarrassment than funny...

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      2. Steven Gussman‏ @schwinn3 16 Apr 2019
        Replying to @SwipeWright

        You farted in the shower and then laughed at your own fart, didn't you?

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      3. Colin Wright‏ @SwipeWright 16 Apr 2019
        Replying to @schwinn3

        🤐

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