We do ourselves a disservice, quantifying security failure as apart. It is not. It is a systems failure.
And all
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People will not question why the Excel spreadsheet that tracks revenue takes 15 minutes to load. In fact, they won’t question it for years. They’ll spend hours of their life waiting. That is, not until a change agent comes and spends 3 minutes fixing it so it loads in 20 seconds.
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1) someone who drives change 2) a big financial one 3) millions of empty rows across multiple sheets loaded over a WAN link to a branch on the other coast
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Rewriting things that used to take an hour so they take fifteen seconds is my job. Occasionally, people complain that it takes me a week to do so.
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I recently “solved” the problem of an excel file taking a long time to open by pointing out that someone had added 13k blank rows “in case it needed more”. 32 rows covered every possible scenario.
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Please stop right there
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I wrote a temporary script once that generated a small CSV file and mailed it to a few people. Two years later, it has grown to a daily 25-part email containing a zip file of 1 billion+ rows. Excel can't even open it without crashing.
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I'm looking into the area of sharing data and making it easier and more efficient -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCHzyi-Dig …
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Worryingly true
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