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Systems security, industrial safety, author http://DecentSecurity.com  + http://GotPhish.com , write SciFi, sysadmin, & use Oxford commas. they/them/tay

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    1. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      We do ourselves a disservice, quantifying security failure as apart. It is not. It is a systems failure. And all 👏 systems 👏 are 👏 human.

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    2. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      The belief attackers needs to subvert security systems in order to achieve their goals is a false belief in the orderliness of human systems

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    3. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      This is a view rooted in cleanroom implementations of computer labs, and not the reality of corporate networks that exist to serve thousands

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    4. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      All failure is impossible in theories of the student. The world could not exist as it is today, merely a facade for the chaos behind it.

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    5. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      What a student does not know is the incredible things that can be achieved in chaos. Humans adapt to chaos. Human systems, sometimes do not.

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    6. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      Students, self-taught and institutional, exist in a world of nominal order they think our human universe operates within the parameters of.

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    7. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      Then they are kicked into chaos. A world without design. Or, instead, a world of design with no awareness of future failures sanctioned.

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    8. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 30 Sep 2017

      I know because I was that student. That young human who believed in an abstract orderly template of how the world worked. And I was wrong.

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    9. Pạ̵̲͈ͭ͂̋̇̐̎̎u̥͉̝̠͕͚͊͒ͮ̈́ͫ̌̍ḻ͕̋̆͞a̸ G. N͡ug͜ui̴d̸‏ @aigirlfriend 17 Mar 2018
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      What convinced you you were wrong?

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    10. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 17 Mar 2018
      Replying to @aigirlfriend

      I realized the world was chaos after getting hired into a successful company and realizing no, there really was nobody managing any of the machines. It still mostly worked anyway and nobody was even saying it could be better.

      6 replies 23 retweets 160 likes
      SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 17 Mar 2018
      Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity @aigirlfriend

      People are profoundly adaptive to chaos. Huge amounts of corporate processes at billion-dollar companies are just scans emailed to shared mailboxes someone keeps track of in a 600MB Excel file that only has 16MB of actual content in it, the rest is a million formatted empty rows.

      11:51 PM - 17 Mar 2018
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        2. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 17 Mar 2018
          Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity @aigirlfriend

          People will not question why the Excel spreadsheet that tracks revenue takes 15 minutes to load. In fact, they won’t question it for years. They’ll spend hours of their life waiting. That is, not until a change agent comes and spends 3 minutes fixing it so it loads in 20 seconds.

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        4. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 18 Mar 2018
          Replying to @IanANGGrant @aigirlfriend

          1) someone who drives change 2) a big financial one 3) millions of empty rows across multiple sheets loaded over a WAN link to a branch on the other coast

          4 replies 3 retweets 50 likes
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        6. Jon Boyer‏ @JonBoyer1 18 Mar 2018
          Replying to @IanANGGrant @SwiftOnSecurity @aigirlfriend

          Rewriting things that used to take an hour so they take fifteen seconds is my job. Occasionally, people complain that it takes me a week to do so.

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        2. Sean Reynolds‏ @Stitchley 17 Mar 2018
          Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity @aigirlfriend

          I recently “solved” the problem of an excel file taking a long time to open by pointing out that someone had added 13k blank rows “in case it needed more”. 32 rows covered every possible scenario.

          1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
        3. Pạ̵̲͈ͭ͂̋̇̐̎̎u̥͉̝̠͕͚͊͒ͮ̈́ͫ̌̍ḻ͕̋̆͞a̸ G. N͡ug͜ui̴d̸‏ @aigirlfriend 18 Mar 2018
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          Please stop right there

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        1. Walter Heukels‏ @walterheukels Feb 12
          Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity @aigirlfriend

          I wrote a temporary script once that generated a small CSV file and mailed it to a few people. Two years later, it has grown to a daily 25-part email containing a zip file of 1 billion+ rows. Excel can't even open it without crashing.

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        1. Chris Lewis‏ @Cyberneticist 18 Mar 2018
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          I'm looking into the area of sharing data and making it easier and more efficient -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCHzyi-Dig …

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        1. All That Glitters‏ @ClassicalConser 17 Mar 2018
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          Worryingly true

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