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    SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 5 Mar 2017

    I'd probably tell you a joke, but wouldn't you get it UDP

    8:35 AM - 5 Mar 2017
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      1. Curmudgeon‏ @dbennett_ks 5 Mar 2017
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        ha

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      1. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 5 Mar 2017
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        I know this joke is old and busted, but I wanted to try it once.

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      2. Jared  🚀 Earle‏ @jearle 5 Mar 2017
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        I got it didn’t.

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      1. Modus‏ @ModusMundi 5 Mar 2017
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        Said it once, I'll say it again: I TCP what you did there, Tay. <3

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      1. marv white‏ @marvthegrate 5 Mar 2017
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        I probably would get it but you'd never know

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      1. Alex Phillips‏ @YouichiHophop 5 Mar 2017
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        The best thing about UDP jokes is I don't care if you get it.

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      1. Micheál‏ @Nameless_Weevil 5 Mar 2017

        I see what you there.

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      1. Vess‏ @VessOnSecurity 5 Mar 2017
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        I got it many times.

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      1. Keith Vince‏ @keithyvince 5 Mar 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/OFfa9nqaZ3

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      1. Richard Hedderly  🎚‏ @richardhedderly 5 Mar 2017
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        Can you TCP it again?

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