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I make stupid jokes, talk systems security, https://DecentSecurity.com  + http://GotPhish.com , write Scifi, sysadmin, & use Oxford commas.

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     🦄‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 24 Jan 2017

    Just remember that no matter how bad it may seem, the time travelers haven't intervened yet so we're still fine.

    5:39 PM - 24 Jan 2017
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      2.  🦄‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        Also I'm sure the Asgard would show up and give us their shield technology if we were actually in danger from Trump.

        16 replies 19 retweets 200 likes
      3.  🦄‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        Nerd joke 🙌

        11 replies 1 retweet 95 likes
      4. Moheeb Zara‏ @virgilvox 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        Naw, we're in the universe that the Asgard fails to save. Let's hope RDA contacts them in time...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Lesley Carhart‏ @hacks4pancakes 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        If we all die in a fiery blaze then there won't be any time travelers, Tay.

        13 replies 7 retweets 59 likes
      3. Selena Larson‏Verified account @selenalarson 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @hacks4pancakes @SwiftOnSecurity

        unless they arrive after we've all died to rebuild the world and its goodness

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Matthew Green‏ @matthew_d_green 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        Maybe they did and time travelers are all Nazis.

        16 replies 17 retweets 156 likes
      3.  🦄‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 24 Jan 2017
        Replying to @matthew_d_green

        shut up Nathan

        0 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
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      1. Smart Ass‏ @greatestweasel 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        we're in the timeline where they failed to kill baby Hitler, so I do not have high hopes for them.

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      1. Hick from the sticks‏ @DavidHerburger1 9 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        @techstart777 I beg to differ. What if...What if, what if they just did?

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      1. Matt‏ @SailRacer 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        or it gets worse...

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      2. Martin O Reistadbakk‏ @martior 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        you assume humanity survives this?

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      3. Gary‏ @Luvz2Fly 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @martior @SwiftOnSecurity

        well played!

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      1. Danny‏ @AnalogDanny 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        but what if we never developed to the point where we discover time travel...

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      1. st☆cypher‏ @crypt0mancer 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        Plot twist: we become the time travelers to go back in time and stop whatever is happening now/in the foreseeable future.

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      2. Andy Ellis‏ @csoandy 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        who says a time traveler is going to intervene for good?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Professor Andy Green‏ @secprofgreen 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @csoandy @SwiftOnSecurity

        even worse - what if a time traveler HAS intervened, and this is what we're left with?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Andy Ellis‏ @csoandy 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @secprofgreen @SwiftOnSecurity

        my point exactly. Maybe there’s a time traveler in a position of power who seemingly came out of nowhere.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Professor Andy Green‏ @secprofgreen 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @csoandy @SwiftOnSecurity

        or, the time traveler stopped in for a bit, said "meh", crushed a butterfly, and this is what we've got...

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Karan J‏ @karanj 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        but what if they already have 🤔

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      1. J.D. Gonzalez‏ @jdgonzalez 8 Feb 2017
        Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

        @IrishSQL dammit! Or maybe that's the problem. They intervened!!!!!

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