No generation had ever retired on a 401k it's just something they pushed in the 80s to tie Boomers to the stock market and buy boats
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"Get IN"
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There is that, but at least the Mario Kart tournaments are going to be epic
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Optimistic there are gonna be nursing homes for millennials
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Millenials might not have to wait 40 years to end up in a nursing home if they catch COVID and are a long-hauler.
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Don’t worry, we will have 5 more pandemics before then.
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*Makes the planet into a giant bat cave by raising both the temp and CO2* "Wow, there's a lot of bat diseases around for absolutely no reason"
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If this ever ends.
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