JUST PUT THE SHIT IN BOOTSTRAP, ADD SOME PICTURES, AND YOURE DONE THIS IS EASIER THAN IT WAS IN 2001
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Seriously whoever is making restaurant websites needs to be cancelled too.
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I JUST WANT TO INGEST NUTRIENTS SO I CAN LIVE AND THIS BULLSHIT WEBSITE JUST EXISTS LIKE ITS OKAY AT ALL TO FAIL THIS MISERABLY AT SUCH A BASIC TASK AS A FUCKING TABLE OF WORDS AND SMALL NUMBERS ITS NOT EVEN SCIENTIFIC NOTATION OR UNIX TIME ITS JUST DECIMAL
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SURE JUST LAY IT OUT IN PHOTOSHOP AND PUT SHIT IN A JPEG WHOSE VERTICAL SIZE IS SO LARGE AND THE GOD DAMN PADDING IS SO GRATUITOUS THE SHADOWBOX JUST RESIZES TO MAKES EVERYTHING SMALLER THAN BEFORE I CLICK THE FUCKING SALAD MENU
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THIS WEBSITE IS RESPONSIVE IN THE SAME WAY A COW TURD IS A CUSHIONING INSOLE WHY EVEN TRY WHEN YOU FAIL THIS HARD USE YOUR WORDS FORGET THE PICTURES ILL EAT A FUCKING AQUAMARINE PORK CHOP LET ME TAKE THE RISK
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UNFOLLOW ME ALL YOU WANT IT WONT MATTER AFTER I STARVE TO DEATH
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Update: I ate some corn and that made me feel better since I’m an American and my body recognizes I’m in a safe place.pic.twitter.com/TokdQUBQFg
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"Ooo, I have an idea! Let's make the menu a pdf!"
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a PDF menu served via a flash animation!
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I assume you've heard about this shady stuff:https://www.theverge.com/2019/6/28/19154220/grubhub-seamless-fake-restaurant-domain-names-commission-fees …
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Can someone make all the PDF menus die?
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That too!
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