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Systems security, author http://DecentSecurity.com  + http://GotPhish.com , write SciFi, sysadmin, & use Oxford commas. They/Them/Tay

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    1. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      A lot of hiring advice seems to dance around being frank and saying that hiring is in no way fair or meritocratic. We need to address facts head-on, and how to cope with that. I got my first job with connections help from my dad, despite the interview. I shamefully leave that out

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    2. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      It also involves us inspecting our own hiring pipelines and fixing them. Frankly, I’ve been neglectful in giving feedback on open positions and how they’re worded, even if they’re way better than normal.

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    3. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      I get asked for advice a lot, and I don’t know what to say. I feel like a fraud. Yes, I climbed ranks since, but I have had a lifetime of scaffolding since birth. I had a T1 line to my house. My dad was an aerospace PM. Mom a childhood speech therapist. It shouldn’t be the model.

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    4. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      (Back in the 90s it was a very profitable endeavor to hire a T1 line to your house and charge local businesses for web hosting. It paid for itself, but of course required large investment from my parents to bring it in. A lot of money seems to be like that. Have to have it first)

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    5. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      My message is confused here, but I’m trying to say: Your idols in high places, even with their merit, are not superhuman. You cannot perceive how wide industry skillsets you work in are. What you think is basic knowledge, they know nothing. Don’t be intimidated. Rush the field.

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    6. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      I talk with Windows Hacking Gods, who are basically geniuses in my view, and they don’t know the first things about the Group Policy errata that fixes what they’re talking about. The structured model of linear job development/skill trees is a ridiculous fraud. We all contribute.

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    7. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      I worked in basically the SAME JOB FOR 10 YEARS NEVER ASKING FOR A RAISE because I thought I was a worthless idiot who could never matter because I couldn’t run metasploit without watching YouTube videos on unpatched XP boxes. You might assume I actually know anything about that.

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    8. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      (Also, job reviews are often 100% bullshit even if they’re done by someone you respect and know cares about you. What you don’t know is they’re required to give you low scores so you don’t get a raise/ask for a promotion.)

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    9. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      A previous supervisor literally left work, drove to my apartment, and woke me up, worried I was hurt since I had never missed work before. I had just missed my alarm and my phone was on silent. He cared about me. I still got crap reviews. I didn’t realize this at all until later.

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      Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

      (I got rated a 3/5 on my Knowledge category after previously getting a 5/5. Then I got a new job that paid double+ and Microsoft MVP award for client management within 3 months, if you want to know how real that review bullshit is.)

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        2. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

          Please learn from my mistakes of stupid attempts at humility or self-denigration. It’s the highest honor you could ever give me. Shoot higher. Job descriptions are fucking nonsense. All the delusional shysters applied already. Go for it with something special. Which is you.

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        3. Swift⬡nSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 27 Apr 2019

          Also, make connections and ask for referrals. Be shameless.

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        2. Dawnstar Australis‏ @dawnstarau 27 Apr 2019
          Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

          at a previous role suddenly nobody was getting above a "meets expectations" ratings despite several folks were working their asses off in bad siutations. Reason given? It was felt that our dept had "too many high achievers and making everyone else look bad"

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        3. Bill Bradford‏ @mrbill 27 Apr 2019
          Replying to @dawnstarau @SwiftOnSecurity

          A former boss told me "It's hard to give sysadmins an exceeds, because its your job to make sure everything works all the time anyway, so anything is covered under meets expectations"

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        2. Ken Smith‏ @ken5m1th 27 Apr 2019
          Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

          Similar shit happened to me. I responded with examples/proof. Rating was adjusted. Keep a portfolio of your accomplishments all year folks.

          3 replies 9 retweets 48 likes
        3. Murmus‏ @MurmusCTF 27 Apr 2019
          Replying to @ken5m1th @SwiftOnSecurity

          Better yet, keep a notebook, preferably physical. Being able to flip back and see what I was doing on specific days has been incredibly useful in a number of situations. Makes it very easy to have a list of accomplishments whenever you need them.

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        2. Cassandra, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody‏Verified account @ChrisWarcraft 27 Apr 2019
          Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

          I got fired by someone who couldn’t describe a single fundamental principle of my job!

          2 replies 0 retweets 24 likes
        3. Dave "Black Lives Fucking Matter" Cochran‏ @Dave_Cochran 27 Apr 2019
          Replying to @ChrisWarcraft @SwiftOnSecurity

          "kick ball through uprights"? or, like, actual techniques and such? (genuine question, just asked probably poorly; it's been a LONG day.)

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        2. TProphet‏ @TProphet 27 Apr 2019
          Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

          Yeah, so funny story. After 10 years in Redmond I was at Microsoft running IT for crazy hard research stuff in Beijing, managed one of the most complex IT moves ever in the company, reported to VP. I let them pay me a local salary so my pay went ... down. To a lower 5 figures.

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        3. TProphet‏ @TProphet 28 Apr 2019
          Replying to @TProphet @SwiftOnSecurity

          I then went for an MBA where about 1/3 of my HR class was about how to dick people around on pay. I learned all the patterns and also learned what's needed to break out of them: leave a job every 2-3 years. Literally nothing else works.

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