SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity

I make stupid jokes, talk about tech security, + , write Sci-fi, sysadmin, and use Oxford commas. Tay/they/them

Cyber, USA
Joined April 2014

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 27

    You can find my wedding registry at HKCU.

  2. 1 hour ago
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    Prevention by a competent Ops department is the cure for sad InfoSec people.

  3. 1 hour ago
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    Good thing I'm here to save the day! 😊

  4. 1 hour ago
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    Anyway, this is how you end up with 2000-user Active Directory forests where Domain Users is a member of Domain Admins

  5. 1 hour ago
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    I've actually had a support manager contact me asking how I solved a problem with their product, because they didn't know how I did it.

  6. 1 hour ago
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    So now I'm going to write this company a nice little note to let them know the actual root problem with their documentation.

  7. 1 hour ago
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    FML

  8. 1 hour ago
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    You don't need to write documentation for users, if you can just make their senior IT people figure it out themselves!

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    So this company is going around using "Domain Admin rights" as a way to get internal IT departments to PERSONALLY SUPPORT THEIR PRODUCT.

  10. 1 hour ago
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    Which any seasoned user, like someone with Domain Admin rights, would obviously recognize and solve the problem for the user.

  11. 1 hour ago
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    Absent from their documentation is the fact that you need to EXTRACT THE ENTIRE ZIP AND NOT JUST THE SETUP EXE. That was the problem.

  12. 1 hour ago
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    This is just a piece of desktop software. It doesn't even use LDAP. So why is Support telling our employee to get Domain Admin rights? Well

  13. 1 hour ago
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    Vendor support department told an employee you needed Domain Admin to install their software. Apparently this was common knowledge. But

  14. 1 hour ago

    You've got to be shitting me.

  15. 2 hours ago
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    It's better if everyone just has the job they think they have, and leave IT out of it.

  16. 2 hours ago
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    Then they complain, IT forwards them to HR admin, then it takes a bit for it to propagate to Active Directory, and somebody files a lawsuit.

  17. 2 hours ago
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    Then everyone's mad because their job title in their sig doesn't match what their manager told them, but it's different in the HR system.

  18. 2 hours ago
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    I could implement enforced signatures at work, but then lawyers get involved and then marketing and suddenly everyone's signature is 1 meg.

  19. 3 hours ago

    [POLL] Do you have an email signature?

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    4 hours ago
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    But the 3rd Cir. also says a warrant is not required for the gov't to get cell site location data.

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