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21 retweets 55 favoritesTaylor will open #KIISJingleBall in LA in just FIVE MINUTES!!! pic.twitter.com/32uTjirbCS
Antivirus tl;dr https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/526110869961195520 …
7 retweets 10 favoritesHow To Download Free Antivirus From Russian Warez Sites Using Google Translate On Windows XP Over Starbucks WiFi In China By The US Embassy
55 retweets 32 favoritesIf you get your antivirus from Pirate Bay there is no hope for you.
37 retweets 41 favoritesHow to not get viruses as a normal consumer: 1.) Update your software. You're done.
37 retweets 27 favoritesDon't screw up your OpSec you can't get it back.
21 retweets 26 favoritesI can't change my pinned tweet right now, so here's a welcome package for following. https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/534149959403069440 …
7 favoritesI made a dongle joke that's not a thinly-disguised dick joke. You're welcome, universe.
16 retweets 59 favoritesWhat do you call a security breach involving a USB stick? A boondongle.
52 retweets 76 favoritesMy job eats at me. I see how I'm failing. I see how we're failing. And I see you idiots putting the blame on the people we're doing it to.
28 retweets 54 favoritesComputers are not our club anymore. That aren't toys. They aren't nice-to-have. They are the infrastructure of society and life now.
106 retweets 94 favoritesPeople who don't know computers aren't idiots. They just care about your problems about as much as you care about the lady's at the DMV.
44 retweets 44 favoritesI could easily pick apart all the things I've said here. But users don't care about that. Stop blaming them for not knowing.
4 retweets 19 favoritesI control the imaging, patching and configuration of 1600 computers. I shouldn't need to use any of that knowledge to get a laptop working.
26 retweets 47 favorites"Uninstall McAfee? You didn't wipe and load Windows clean? lol noob!" See, that's the discarding of the user experience I hate.
19 retweets 51 favoritesI bought a laptop. I uninstalled McAfee. Then network connection stopped working. This was the first 20 minutes. This shit is terrible.
36 retweets 48 favoritesAll the time I'm using a computer at home, fixing problems, thinking, "Wow using this would SUCK if I wasn't totally awesome at this."
62 retweets 63 favoritesLearn some fucking empathy for these poor SOBs who have to use this shit without being an expert in it. What a fucking nightmare.
40 retweets 58 favorites"What do you mean, you the From address can be completely fake? Why would anyone design a system that way? That's stupid." "YES, BUT"
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