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  1. 14 hours ago

    Presidents' Trophy - clinched! :D

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  2. 14 hours ago

    Can't believe I'm now cheering on the Panthers after 'that' incident the other night!

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  3. 14 hours ago

    YAASSSSS!! Division - clinched Conference - clinched ...aaaaaaand...?

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    Apr 4

    Catch our table on Broadway all day today. . care to join us?

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    Apr 3

    In the Senegalese version of Firefox, a ‘crash’ is a hookii, which means ‘a cow falling over but not dying’.

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    Apr 4

    ‘Home Alone’ was released in France as ‘Mum, I Missed the Plane’, and ‘Home Alone 2’ as ‘Mum, I Missed the Plane Again and This Time I Am Lost in New York’.

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  7. Apr 3

    Worst decision of the season by Toronto to overturn Forsberg's last second goal! Heads should roll!

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    Apr 3

    A small community in Alaska was originally called Ptarmigan, but since nobody could agree on the spelling, they changed it to Chicken.

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    Apr 2

    The dark side of the spoon

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    Apr 2

    The first occupational disease ever recorded in medical literature was ‘chimney sweep’s scrotum’.

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    Apr 2

    In 1977, it seems, my mum got badly overdrawn and tried to get the bank off her neck by writing a poem. More astonishingly yet, it appears the bank... um... wrote one back. Well played, Midland. Well played mum.

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    Apr 2

    "Don't confuse having an opinion with having a personality" (Ann Pork 2003)

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    Apr 1

    Lord Byron’s nickname for William Wordsworth was William Turdsworth.

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  15. Apr 1

    In case you missed this tiny apology when reading the Bigot Times...

    The Daily Mail admitted that it made "unfounded" allegations and agreed to pay "substantial damages" for an Islamophobic story - at midnight before Good Friday. Let's help out anyone who missed this! (Ht )
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    Apr 1

    Peregrine Falcon and a B-2 Bomber.

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    Apr 1

    There’s Too Soon. Then There’s Way, Way, Way Too Soon

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    Apr 1

    RAS Syndrome is Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome - where a word in an acronym is used in conjunction with it, like "PIN number" and "ATM machine".

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    Apr 1

    Build that wall!

    Celebrating Christ’s triumph over death and remembering His example of unconditional love. Happy Easter!
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    Mar 31

    Agnes Perone, half a year old, died 1396, killed by a sow, who ate her head even to the nose. The sow was arrested

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