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@SwanQueenoholic

A purveyor of fine goods & snark, occasional jousts & miscellany

now tweeting from the dystopia
Joined March 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    2 Mar 2016

    Thiiiiiis.

    I believe representation in media remains one of the most powerful tools we have for combatting the ignorance that fuels prejudice.
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  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Saving one cat will not change the world.. But for that one cat.. The world will change forever... 💙

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  3. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    THE GOVERNMENT IS CURRENTLY SHUT DOWN OVER A STEAMING PILE OF LIES; DON’T FORGET IT.

    Exploding Individual-1's Wall Myths: 1. Number of people trying to cross southern border is lowest since the 70's. 2. 2/3rds of undocumented are those who overstay their legal visas. 3. All immigrants are less likely to commit crime than the native-born.
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  4. 17 hours ago

    JFC. Just fucking rename the agency until another administration can rescue it. Because Environmental PROTECTION Agency this ain't.

    Breaking News: The EPA proposed new rules for assessing pollution that would make it easier for power plants to release mercury and other toxic substances
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  5. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    🗣🗣 Important Public Service Announcement 🗣🗣

    Feliz ano nuevo ≠ feliz año nuevo. The first means "happy new anus," the other means "happy new year." Please get it right this time.
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    Dec 28

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    22 hours ago

    The Trump wall gofundme is at $17M and it's only been 11 days. Our goal is $100k. We've been campaigning for 6 months to get clean water to Flint. If anyone reading this can help us reach our goal, please consider donating and sharing.

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  8. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    And now, the New York Times is off to interview Johnny Soybean on why he still sticking with Trump.

    Government shutdown could block federal aid to farmers hit by Trump’s trade war with China.
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  9. 19 hours ago

    Because of COURSE he did.

    Replying to @thistallawkgirl @rolandscahill
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  10. Retweeted
    Dec 28

    for those of you about to argue that “superman is boring/hard to write because his moral compass offers no room for doubt or inner conflict”, i submit exhibit a:

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    Dec 27

    📍writers | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍actually writing | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | | 📍buying new journals, making tea, "research", napping

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  12. 19 hours ago

    Good god. So much devastation all because of the man with the tiny hands & huge ego. And a GOP senate too chickenshit to veto his sorry ass & keep funding going.

    Smithsonian confirmed for me that its cafeteria staff are contract workers who will be out of a job next week due to the shutdown. These are low-wage workers who don't get backpay from the government. The shutdown stings, folks
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    21 hours ago

    Public land is for everyone. Park Rangers exist to enforce laws agreed upon as a society to protect these special places in perpetuity. Public land doesn't mean "I can do whatever I want." All this has done is show me I shouldn't trust you to do the right thing.

    The shutdown comes to Joshua Tree, where, with no federal employees to keep an eye on things, people are littering, lighting illegal fires, and “stringing Christmas lights from delicate Joshua trees that they are supposed to leave untouched.”
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  14. Retweeted
    Dec 27

    “Y’all be 30+ talking to friends, reading and analyzing politics, sharing resources, discussing the news, cracking jokes, live tweeting television shows and using your business accounts to connect to readers, supporters, and customers? Das weird.”

    Y’all be 30 still tweeting????
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  15. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    Holy shit

    “Wells Fargo mortgage had an emerging-markets unit that specifically targeted black churches.”
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  16. 20 hours ago

    Oh, joy. 😑

    So Square, the maker of mobile payment hardware and software, is leasing the former Sears building in Oakland. Here's some of what we know about Square:
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  17. 24 hours ago

    -sighs in gay-

    i will never ever ever ever be over this
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  18. Retweeted
    Dec 27

    I mean, 38% of Americans still believe God created man in present form so yay?

    47% of Americans blame President Trump for partial government shutdown, new Reuters/Ipsos poll finds.
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  19. Dec 27

    File under: No shit, Sherlock

    In the summer of 2016, some Trump campaign officials talked up Stein siphoning votes off as part of the overall strategy for winning in November.
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  20. Dec 27

    Yessireebob, that's an action figure for kids of all ages 😜

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  21. Dec 27

    A red pen & a glass of whiskey. (not that Our Hero edits while imbibing, but surviving Dystopia Days™ requires fortifying magic)

    A toy company makes a replica action figure of your likeness. What two accessories do they include?
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