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TIL Mandy Patinkin still has the sword from Princess Bride, and for a moment, all was right with the world.
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NEW: Twitter has suspended the launch of Twitter Blue and is actively trying to stop people from subscribing "to help address impersonation issues," per an internal note. 1/
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Boy howdy, do I appreciate the accessibility options in God of War. Automatically pick up health? Thank you, yes. Auto jump gaps and vault logs? Absolutely. No tapping to raise gates? Oh, hell, yeah.
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Oh, this is very sad. I mean no disrespect to anyone else who's ever done the voice work for this role, but Conroy is the one true Batman for many of us, I think.
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Kevin Conroy, who’s most well known as the iconic voice behind Batman in BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES, has sadly passed away at the age of 66…
Rest In Peace
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I shall have to examine my spare funds to see if I can treat myself to #Atari50. Because nothing gives me quite the same dopamine hit as finding the hidden pixel or trapping the bat.
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See, all this is why the Yellowjackets were trying to stay in the forest.
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almost everything you know about the talent and genius of the ultra-wealthy is a staged production for image purposes which is why what is happening here is so special because we are actually getting to watch an alleged global business genius trying to run a business in realtime
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Sleepy smiling Chloe.
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*cackling intensifies*
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Infowars host Alex Jones and his firm were ordered Thursday to pay an extra $473 million for promoting false conspiracy theories about the Sandy Hook school massacre, bringing the total judgment against him in a suit by victims’ families to $1.44 billion apnews.com/article/c6d056
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but.
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Chie is best girl.
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I mean, you think YOU'RE having a bad day.
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KFC apologises after German Kristallnacht promotion bbc.in/3hllo44
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Writing board game instructions is like programming for a computer that gets bored easily and arbitrarily skips half the code.
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Feelin’ extra derpy right now.
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Are we still calling it Dad of War? Y/N?
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The people who bestow sainthoods should really consider my husband, who takes my increasing agitation in stride even as he troubleshoots my weird tech issues.
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That’s a…yeah that’s an ice cream cone.
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In more amusing news, I have swapped out Chloe's Cone of Shame for a Sweater of Awkwardness.
Doesn't completely prevent her from licking her wound, but it gets about 90% of the way there. Plus, bonus, it keeps her toasty!
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I miss when things were simple and the worst thing you'd see on Twitter was the Fail Whale.
This is a tweet for all of you Twitter Olds.
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A summary of most #SEO meetings:
Client: but how long until it works?
SEO: a long time.
Client: but we don’t have a long time.
SEO: then it’s not going to work.
(Repeat indefinitely)
(…While things continue to get worse)
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when your checkmark gets its own checkmark
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Me right now.
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Since 2019 I’ve been in an expensive, stressful legal battle to protect Webcomic Name (my “oh no” comics). It’s a relief to finally talk about this publicly! I’m launching a crowdfunder to pay my
remaining legal fees to end this. 1/8
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I’m a single-issue voter. My issue is saving democracy.
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Ok, seriously, what is this trash of not releasing new games and content on Tuesday?
God of War effing *tomorrow*.
Escape Academy DLC on *Thursday*
UGH
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The BBC has commissioned a one off special with a new actor as the Doctor. HOWEVER you have to MISCAST them. You have to pick an ACTOR who has NEVER played the Doctor in any official form. They have to be alive. It has to be fun and weird.
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Look, I don’t like it either, Chloe.
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Carry that forward to the new SH games. Give them the benefit of the doubt. It's fine to dislike them (or DP, or any of my games) but play/experience the games on the games' terms first. Don't let your favorite comedy YTer convince you every game is a stupid joke.
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Today’s election will determine whether a woman in Texas can make her own decisions about her own body, health care, and future. Go vote.
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Hey - I sure as heck voted! (Didn't get a sticker, though, I'm a little bummed about it, not gonna lie.)
Good luck, sir! Texas needs you.
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Me in line to vote: Oh, no! I left a breakfast taco on my desk. I hope Della doesn't steal it.
*gets home, checks office, sees taco*
Me: Oh, good girl!
*sees destruction in living room*
Me: Ah. You pulled the toilet roll off the dispenser and chewed up the entire thing.
Della:
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Nintendo Announces New Charmander Evolution ‘Gerrymander’ That’s Unbeatable Due to Its Ability to Randomly Change the Rules of Battle
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Nothing like a minor dog emergency to get your day off to an incredibly chaotic start.
(Everyone is fine, I'm overreacting because it's Chloe.)
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did a dog write this
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People around the world have discovered the joy of digging holes. "It's a random thing that anyone can do." on.wsj.com/3hnVay9
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