The sweet, sweet tang of aluminum inadequately scraped off the potatoes.
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Tastes like alimony payments
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that's a funny tweet.
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The apple slices just burned the roof of my mouth
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Any of those dinners with the brownie was a stone cold winner!
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I had to eat like 8 f****** slices of bread to fill myself while eating this
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And that’s the “improved” version
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What was it like before it was "improved "?
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Unknown. There were no survivors.
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