Kill Me Please

@SummerOffRecord

Mom of 2 and wife to I make weird videos on YT. *Constantly catty* I mostly tweet about my insane job at a gas station in a seedy town.

Ohio, USA
Joined May 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Dec 2018

    If you wanna follow me, follow me for my angry rants.

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    Most lawyers will do a free 1 hour consultation either over the phone or in person. See what you can do! You’ll likely be able to sue for a lot.

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    I’m reminded of the school year 2015/16, which was a time I was spending the day from 5:45 AM till 10 PM out of the house twice a week, because the school I was teaching at was two hours away from my city. Imagine THAT sleep schedule

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    27 minutes ago

    Ugggghhhh How awful!!! I hope your son is doing better now.

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    Even more twisted, I dont find my kid's genitals attractive so I am going to make them more pleasing to me.... Like why the FUCK do you care how attractive your kids goods are to you?

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    Awww thanks, sleep-deprived lady 😅

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    Also it's weird to me to even prefer snipped dick. Imagine being told that you should change your pussy... some people act like "big" vulvas are hideous while I think "???? ? your personality is hideous bye"

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    And on the rare case somebody does, they land in NATIONAL PUBLIC EYE while they lose all their medical credentials in atmosphere of scandalous coercive malpractice. Americans, take notes.

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    I’m generally not fond of the medicpro subculture, but I have to admit, compared to the American obscenity I keep hearing about, I learn to appreciate our own domestic practicioners more and more. For one, they *don’t* *ever* *push* *circumcision* *in* *maternity* *wards*

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    On that point of the matter, arguing it to be “barbaric practice” falls flat and makes weak farting sounds on impact. We Poles like to say, quoting a great poet (lol), “wolnoć Tomku w swoim domku.” It is a cultural notion of being able to retain full autonomy. The American way!

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    This sort of posting is basic bitch level preemptive deflection. People concerned about their decision-making ability in medical matters shouldn’t be fooled into arguing the science of it, or else they get made to look like, well, fools. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca”

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    Y’know, Doctor, for somebody calling out people’s “obsession with penis,” you sure do toot that circumcision horn quite a lot. You could start by not insisting on cutting up people without their parents’ explicit and voluntary consent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    I posted some thoughts on the matter a few minutes ago :^)

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    Imagine being pressured to modify a body part bc of toxic standards... fucked up.

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  15. 47 minutes ago

    I would say good morning, but I have had 4 hours (if that) of sleep because my kiddo is sick. ;-; Now I gotta go open a gas station. End me.

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    5 hours ago
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    Goodnight Summer, sleep well.

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    Sue them for like a billion dollars or something.

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    5 hours ago
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    Take care

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    Jesus, i would have been arrested and there would be medical staff on the floor if this happened to my kid... Get your lawyer lined up

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    5 hours ago

    Mother shares her experience with American charlatanism:

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