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The Hopeful Monster
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I write things to sell stuff, and to tell people how to sell stuff. Into history, science, booze, music, dirty jokes and booze.

Joined June 2011
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The Hopeful Monster ‏@SublightMonster 5 Aug 2014

Ok, *that* is a poorly thought-out name for an energy drink. pic.twitter.com/DHiYGJ1DpE

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  1. Aaron Williams ‏@dogooderpress 5 Aug 2014

    @SublightMonster Not if it's got enough caffeine in it and you haven't built up a tolerance. :)

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