Chest Strongwell

@StrongChestwell

Let's all pretend like we haven't already seen my penis...

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  1. Jun 21

    "I'll talk shit at him on the internet. That'll learn him." *glazed-eyed drooling*

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  2. Jun 21

    Random lady in all black I saw at mall I don't know you but I want to help you assassinate the Hyperminister of NeoTokyo in the year 2352.

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    Jun 20

    when my brothers and I would visit our stepmom's christian family for christmas we'd wish everyone a Happy Honda Days and no one noticed

    oh no i dont celebrate toyotathon im jewish
    4 retweets 27 likes
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    Jun 20

    That seems nice...

    I’m late to this, but whose idea was it to combine a pro-cop message with symbol of a Marvel character best known for extrajudicial murder?
    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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    Jun 20
    Replying to

    If you are a Republican and you vote for the AHCA, you can NEVER AGAIN call yourself pro-life. This is as ANTI-LIFE as it gets.

    30 replies 924 retweets 2,315 likes
  6. Jun 20

    This has his name in it maybe he'll actually read it...

    New CBS poll: Trump approval at lowest yet: 36% Has slipped 11 points among *Republicans.* Shrinking base?
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    Jun 20

    This was an execution.

    Police dash cam footage of Philando Castile shooting released Officer was found not guilty
    4 replies 8 retweets 19 likes
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    Jun 20

    It's sort of amazing how we all now know to immediately assume anything a WH spokesperson claims about Trump's position is garbage

    Spicer, incredibly, claimed he had not sat down with Trump to ask whether he believes Russia interfered in election. Everybody believes this
    1 reply 7 retweets 26 likes
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    Jun 19

    who called it a mushroom omelet and not breakfast of champignons?

    66 replies 1,854 retweets 6,956 likes
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    Jun 18
    Replying to

    I said months ago that Putin would screw Trump so hard that Trump will walk sideways for months. And it won't be pretty.

    10 replies 53 retweets 235 likes
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    Jun 18

    *speaks into collar* they're onto the cat thing.

    536 replies 9,754 retweets 23,135 likes
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    Jun 18

    Less than five hours apart.

    274 replies 3,769 retweets 7,732 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    *Archer voice Do you want war with Russia because I'm pretty sure this is how you get war with Russia, Lana. . . . . Lana . . . . . LANA

    BREAKING: Russia says it will treat US-led coalition planes in Syria, west of the Euphrates, as targets after US downed Syrian jet.
    4 replies 25 retweets 84 likes
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    Jun 18

    Totally worth it....

    408 replies 12,857 retweets 35,925 likes
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    Jun 18

    this is like when a few of those abandoned atlantic garbagebergs float into each other at sea and become a garbage island

    8 replies 111 retweets 444 likes
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    Jun 18

    Conservatives: IT'S A MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM! Also conservatives: Y R U TRYING 2 KEEP PEOPLE W/PSYCHIATRIC DISABILITIES FROM GETTING GUNS?!

    3 retweets 11 likes
  17. Jun 18

    Strikes me as odd that whoever keeps making these "there are only two genders" memes apparently only has one joke...

    1 retweet 9 likes
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    Jun 18
    Replying to

    The alt-right are harder leftist government interventionists than the actual hard left government interventionists

    8 replies 26 retweets 88 likes
  19. Jun 18

    Anyone calling people rude names on the internet is a stupid fucking asshole.

    5 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
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    Jun 17

    A Tale of Two Push Alerts

    533 replies 39,578 retweets 80,958 likes

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