Rick

@StrokesofCandor

small business owner, alcohol consumer, transcendental opportunist

In Hoc Signo Vinces
Joined June 2010

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  1. Well hotty toddy

  2. That's like you must choose one: human papillomavirus or herpes simplex 2.

  3. 2012: ObamaPhone 2016: HillaryCréche

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  4. Must follow the Obama Free Shit roadmap to the White House.

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    I promise I was nowhere near Lafayette.

  6. Worth noting Big Ten championship game contestants are now getting beat a combined 76-0. But superior conference or something.

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    No. One. Likes. Coconut. Shrimp. GTFO

  8. About to get ugly

  9. Retweeted

    So this happened...Blooming Onion vs. Coconut Shrimp

  10. The games were played on New Year's Eve ffs

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    Wow. That looked just like a B1G team trying to catch an SEC team.

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  12. Bloomin Onion > Coconut Shrimp

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    Skywriting at the Rose Bowl: "America is Great, Trump is Disgusting"

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    I already knew ND would be determined that way. ESPN likes to leg hump Urban Meyer and Ohio State.

  15. John Gruden is on my teevee talking about how superior of a running back is

  16. BREAKING: Bama just scored on Michigan State again

  17. When your program has been in the wilderness but is still the shit

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