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Dave Portnoy
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El Presidente/3 time Bee Sting survivor. I own a ton of Penn Stock. The baron of Bitcoin. Don’t trust anything I say about stocks.
Bostonboston.barstoolsports.comJoined May 2009

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Imagine if Ohio State didn’t throw Joe in the trash?
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this is my new favorite video to EVER exist. just a kid from athens 😭🐾💚 s/o to haley for capturing this!! #WhoDey #RuleTheJungle
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And yes I know she is still walking like Keyzer Soze after she took the heels off but maybe she just had to walk it off for a few steps? I mean it takes real balls to walk like that and think you can wear heels on a runway show.
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Here is a hint Jake. It was a bit
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I have so many question on this. Who ordered food to a basketball game? How did the delivery person get in the arena and how did he just walk on the court in the middle of the game? Chaos!
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Elio is coming to Miami for Pegasus. Mysteriously this package of hats showed up at my door today. I wonder if their is a connection.
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This is awesome. Im gonna need to know how much those paints are each worth.
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One of my favorite Banksy stunts: the artist set up an indiscreet booth in New York run by a random person. No one realized it was real Banksy art and — over 7 hours — only three people bought for a total of $420.
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Amazing
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Hey pres . I told my guys I’d get our score tatted if we got over an 8 , but u liked my other Tat so much I figured I’d get it anyway . Thanks for coming in last week , we’ve been selling out of dough more often than not since the review came out ! Thank you !
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Welp looks like it’s on me to will a victory tonight
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#NEBHInjuryReport vs. Miami: Malcolm Brogdon (personal reasons) - OUT Jaylen Brown (right adductor injury management) - OUT Danilo Gallinari (left knee ACL repair) - OUT Al Horford (low back stiffness) - OUT Marcus Smart (right ankle sprain) - OUT
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Watch out for the guy who says he loves Vandy so he’s taking Kentucky on a straight bet trying to fuck you! SIT DOWN NERD
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friendly reminder ... don't take picks from people who work for a sportsbook, they're trying to fuck you 👍
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I hate to say it but I got another ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ game. Kentucky -6 over Vandy. I was ready to go Vandy, Vandy moneyline. I was gonna cash it before it even started cause I know it’s that easy. Kentucky -6 #barstoolsportsbook
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