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@StooLaird

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  1. Apr 2

    Fucking hell, I’m just here to post self-deprecating tweets, I don’t need a reminder not to be a nonce

    Today we're launching our campaign Online abuse of children is happening in Scotland. We're urging people to seek support to prevent their offending behaviour before it's too late. One click & you could lose it all. Contact :
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  2. Apr 2

    I didn’t know Meghan Markle’s dad was Barry from EastEnders

    The gruesome trick Meghan Markle's dad used to 'stop son smoking weed' around his 'little princess'
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  3. Apr 1

    Happy Easter

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  4. Apr 1

    Does anyone have any idea what fucking day it is?! Am I meant to be in work?! Is there post today?! MISS VANJEEEEEE.

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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    I really loved this film, except for the bumming in the mud. I was heavily distracted by worrying about how they’d wash it all off (and *out*) with no running water. Anyway, watch it.

    God's Own Country (2017) 1hr 44m [15] In Yorkshire, a withdrawn gay farmer begins a torrid affair with a Romanian migrant worker who shows him the depths of his capacity for affection....
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  6. Mar 29

    Tonight is weird af. I just saw a 6 making out with a 3 and an 8 making out with a 1. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  7. Mar 29

    Weight loss pro tip: Come home drunk, put a frozen pizza in the oven, fall asleep, chuck in the bin the next morning.

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  8. Mar 28

    This is the most Thursday-ish Wednesday ever

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  9. Mar 28

    My latest match has won Tinder. BRB just deleting Grindr, Scruff, Chappy & Tinder and installing wedding planning apps. 👰🏻

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  10. Mar 27

    Wow... 9 years of inappropriate and/or self-deprecating tweets. What a milestone.

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  11. Mar 27

    This is so me

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  12. Mar 27

    Worst. Apple Event. Ever.

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  13. Mar 24

    Modern horror story: “Sorry, it’s not contactless”

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  14. Mar 24

    If anyone’s wondering where all the bottoms are, just have a swatch at Sam Smith’s tour schedule. That’s where they are.

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  15. Mar 24

    Just found out that the clocks go forward tonight and not next weekend. 😭

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  16. Mar 23

    Been in the pub 16 minutes and heard ABBA. I think it’s going to be OK 💪🏻

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  17. Mar 23

    My work wife phoned me FROM MATERNITY LEAVE this afternoon because she knew I needed a pep talk. That’s love. ♥️

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  18. Mar 23

    Actual fuck today so hard

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  19. Mar 20

    It’s that time of year when I can’t tell whether I have a cold or if the hayfever’s caught me early. FML

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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 18

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