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Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey

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    1. Stonekettle‏ @Stonekettle 12 Sep 2020

      Went to the local Tractor Supply Warehouse because I needed a hundred pounds of dog food. Big sign out front: Masks are Mandatory. Cool, says I to myself. Inside, nobody is wearing a mask. What gives, says I to the clerk. Oh, that's corporate policy. We don't enforce it.

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      Stonekettle‏ @Stonekettle 12 Sep 2020

      Also had to yell at a big guy in a "Can't Stump The Trump" shirt with "Build That Wall" on the pocket, because in addition to being a maskless plague vector, he didn't know what six feet was. Bet he lies to his wife about 6 inches too.

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      • Mary says GET VACCINATED then we'll talk!✌ It's a new day Trail Boss Lori Hahn Ted Bainbridge Charles Foster Lime kjsmith Sandy Sell (((Elin Hege)))
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        1. Stonekettle‏ @Stonekettle 12 Sep 2020

          So long as we're on the subject of shit that bugs me: If the mask doesn't cover your nose, you might as well not bother, you fucking CHUD.

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        2. Lorrie Cartier‏ @lorrie_cartier 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @Stonekettle

          Oh, I think he confused centimeters with inches.

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        3. Katherine MacKenzie‏ @FakeNewsHuntres 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @lorrie_cartier @Stonekettle

          LOL yeah that’s it

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        2. DEW‏ @rexondaridge 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @Stonekettle

          'Am REALLY tired of seeing "Masks Required" signs only to find the great unmasked sea of shoppers inside. I leave without spending, of course, but want to do more to make the case. (Our idiot Governor will not even ADVISE wearing masks.)

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        3. Juli Bunting#BlackLivesMatter‏ @JuliBunting 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @rexondaridge @Stonekettle

          I got a flu shot at a Walgreens in Everett, WA yesterday and the clerk was verbally booting everyone out who wasn't wearing a mask. One guy walked in and she said "Sir, do you have some kind of appropriate face covering, because you cannot be in here without it." He complied.

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        1. Auntbat‏ @Auntbat1 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @Stonekettle

          I was just saying how well mask wearing is going in our state (NJ) them went to Lowe’s and some lady was strolling around without one. Good news... I saw her leave in a huff so someone said something to her. I was avoiding her like the plague she is.

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        1. Katherine MacKenzie‏ @FakeNewsHuntres 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @Stonekettle

          You all lie honey 🤣 I’m forever confused with what is actually 6-8 inches ♥️

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        1. Rodney D Barnes‏ @RodneyDBarnes63 12 Sep 2020
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        1. Springer Mom‏ @mom_springer 12 Sep 2020
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          Order from Chewy. It's cheaper on our dog food and I'm on auto delivery so UPS just drops it at my door.

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        2. Paula Steiner‏ @ButterflyMcGrew 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @Stonekettle

          I was in a gift shop earlier today and saw that tRump poster with him tarted up like Rambo with a bandstand artillery and more muscles than he had even in his best year. I'd seen it before, but just as a picture in my phone. Lord love a duck.

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        3. Paula Steiner‏ @ButterflyMcGrew 12 Sep 2020
          Replying to @ButterflyMcGrew @Stonekettle

          BANDANA!!! I TYPED AND PUNCHED IN BANDANA! How I hate Autocorrupt!

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