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Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey

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    Stonekettle‏ @Stonekettle 21h21 hours ago

    Stonekettle Retweeted Donald J. Trump

    How do you impeach a president who tweets perhaps the saddest tweet all time? With relish. That's how.https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1081177511592108032 …

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    Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump
    How do you impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time, done nothing wrong (no Collusion with Russia, it was the Dems that Colluded), had the most successful first two years of any president, and is the most popular Republican in party history 93%?
    6:09 am - 4 Jan 2019
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    • Queenie 🦉 Goldstein Rob Menaul Carrie Lathers LetsNotRepeatThePast Marigold Judes 🌊🦂Brandee🏌🏻‍♀️⛳️ Swoozy (#44) Roy Daniels
    51 replies . 206 retweets 1,173 likes
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      2. Ray Harwick‏ @RayHarwick 14h14 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        @Stonekettle Lawrence Tribe cautions that we shouldn't make impeachment a matter of popularity. What do you think he means by that?

        2 replies . 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. 2018 Is Over If You Want It‏ @Mikevago 13h13 hours ago
        Replying to @RayHarwick @Stonekettle

        He's absolutely right. Impeachment should be about the rule of law. If you could impeach presidents for being unpopular, Truman would have been out after firing MacArthur. Presidents should be allowed to make unpopular decisions. They shouldn't be allowed to break the law.

        0 replies . 1 retweet 4 likes
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      2. Unicorn Intelligence Services, Inc.‏ @enuminous 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        We will relish the day he is mustered out. (Please stop throwing things at me.)

        1 reply . 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Alan Ashton‏ @AlanWAshton 18h18 hours ago
        Replying to @enuminous

        pic.twitter.com/F0ENC3x5Gf

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      2. beaver1224‏ @beaver1224 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        My biggest concern about impeachment is: is there any hope this Republican Senate convicts? They excuse *everything* he does.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Chris Bledsoe‏ @tcbledsoe 20h20 hours ago
        Replying to @beaver1224 @Stonekettle

        It's a long shot to be sure. With 67 votes required to convict, it would take 20 Republicans to vote in favor, if every Democrat and Independent also voted in favor of conviction.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Unicorn Intelligence Services, Inc.‏ @enuminous 20h20 hours ago
        Replying to @tcbledsoe @beaver1224 @Stonekettle

        Unless some of the Senators are removed from office for accepting illegal campaign contributions from the NRA/Russia. Because that could totally happen much sooner than an Impeachment of the President. My count is 12 Senators.

        3 replies . 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Chris Bledsoe‏ @tcbledsoe 19h19 hours ago
        Replying to @enuminous @beaver1224 @Stonekettle

        In the meantime, I'm hoping for solid news out of SC Mueller and the 2020 Presidential campaign is going to be kicking up inside the next 6 months. /3

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kayeql‏ @onceoday 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        With dancing.pic.twitter.com/XtlBilo6T9

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      1. Durin Dal‏ @durindal 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        And ketchup? Ketchup would be a fitting irony. 🤔

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      2. wendy 🇨🇦‏ @wendy2shoes 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        How do you solve a problem like The Donald?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. She'sComeUndone‏ @THCobbPHC 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @wendy2shoes @Stonekettle

        ...How do you trap a clod and kick him ouuut?🎶pic.twitter.com/Iqk0rNSWu0

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      1. Evidence Based Stable Genius- TruthTeam101‏ @TruthTeam101 20h20 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle @dunnclan

        With relish yes. We mustard catch-up with him too. He is already in a pickle, we just need to toast his white bun, well done. No Coke for him. Pepsi.

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      1. Dear Dr. Jerkberg‏ @hostrauser 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        If they do impeach Trump, you know he will act exactly like Jack Nicholson's character at the end of "A Few Good Men": just outrage at being arrested and total inability to see what he did wrong.

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      1. Irving R Lipshitz‏ @iMacHead 21h21 hours ago
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        pic.twitter.com/dTkQonkDL5

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      1. Jakvar Austin‏ @JakvarAustin 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        I’m confident that a Prez who sells his country’s interest for a foreign adversary all to financially benefit himself is at the very fucking core of what the founders would have deemed impeachable. Even more so than lying about a blow job

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      1. E=mc40‏ @mc40_e 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        I can only hear the tweet in Alec Baldwin’s voice for some reason.

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      1. Balham Boy‏ @LeftofLondon 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle @Kris_Sacrebleu

        Let us count the ways 👍

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      1. Canadian Twit Bot, eh.‏ @FenBot007 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        I didn't think of this tweet as sad at first, but I have to admit it's much better if you imagine Trump crying while surrounded by empty KFC buckets while writing it.

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      1. Jaye Schembri‏ @Catnips01 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @Stonekettle

        'don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard'

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