Stonekettle

@Stonekettle

Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey

Dinosaur Swamp. Venus
Joined May 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Jan 2018

    Emergency Not All ____________________ ...not all... _____________________ Break glass and insert "not all" into any tweet where I've used a general label to generally describe a general group, sex, ideology, religion, or population.

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  2. Retweeted

    SHAKIRA DANCING WITH A TROMBONE PLAYER. FIRST VICTORY FOR TROMBONE PLAYERS EVER

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  3. Retweeted

    Wait, the guy who is tearing non-white families apart every day did an ad where he's the white savior? The guy who put brown kids in cages and sent them to places where they can be kidnapped and tortured? That fuckin' guy?

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  4. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    I wondered what happened to the Lube Man in Watchmen

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  5. 12 hours ago

    And not even a good Straight to Video DVD like Sharknado 2. More like the cast of Shaving Ryan's Privates.

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  6. 12 hours ago

    You'd like me to give you the bird, you're saying? Okay.

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  7. 13 hours ago
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  8. 13 hours ago

    It's my time, so I'll determine what I do with it. But, as far as this guy goes: some people exist only to serve as a cautionary example to others. That's Bob. Don't be Bob.

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  9. 13 hours ago

    You called me stupid. You want to stay on my friends list, maybe don't do that. Also, fuck you.

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  10. Retweeted

    This Instagram fellow seems nice. Anyone know him?

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  11. 13 hours ago

    As previously noted: I will not refight 2016, nor will I suffer those who attempt to do so. Trump is the enemy. Help us, or get the fuck out of the way.

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  12. Retweeted

    You're morbidly obese. Your hair is the color of urine. Your skin looks like a rotting orange. You can't stand up straight. You can't string two coherent sentences together. Your mind is rotting. You're Donald Trump, and you approved this message by picking on Mike's height.

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  13. 13 hours ago
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  14. 13 hours ago

    It's not a contest. Which good for you, because I'd have high score.

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  15. 13 hours ago

    No one shoved Clinton in your face. She emerged from the primaries as the nominee. Also, I really enjoy the part where no having a fucking fascist running the country isn't inspiring enough. Maybe you should join the Republicans, selfishness is THEIR thing.

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  16. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    Pete was only 25 when he shot himself without warning with a gun he had bought for "protection." I don't know what he was thinking and feeling, but I do know that without a gun in the home, his odds were much better.

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  17. Retweeted

    My brother, Doug, was a good guy with a gun. He used it to kill himself almost three years ago, bisecting and devastating lives. Every day since, I am aware that it is a day someone else gets that news. Having a firearm makes suicide both more possible and more fatal. 😭

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  18. 17 hours ago

    Well no shit, Dave. That WAS pretty much the whole point.

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  19. 17 hours ago
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  20. 17 hours ago

    Yeah, I need to. Don't want to be out of regs.

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