"Hugo stopped playing bongos and put down the Graze bar from his mum. This is big, he thought. Then he did a load of Ketamine."
The scene: Glastonbury; Friday, 5am; rain; people coming down or still high. The news seeps out: Brexit has won. Interesting reaction.
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I don't think enough has been written on the K-hole response to Brexit. What the fuck is Buzzfeed for?
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Sadly we tend to leave the "I took acid and thought I was being eaten by wolves while watching John Curtice" pieces to Vice.
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Possibly ceding the field too quickly there.
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I predict a riot (not really).
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how about a secession? Passport to Glastonbury
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Interesting question where you would want to live: Brexit Britain; or soggy Glastonbury. Another referendum!
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both would swiftly descend into militias obv
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I think we can chisel a dystopian novel about this if we want to.
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more news: it turns out exactly the number Remain lost by way was -1 the number at Glastonbury (assume they've all not bothered)
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what an awful proposition! Would not wish that on them as they are suffering enough already!
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will send despatch from Shangri La
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scrambles to the meph tent
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I pray that Brexit wins, if only to wipe that smirk off both Cameron & Osborne's faces.
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Go on Stig!
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