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    1. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Then she says "Why usuthole girlfriend?"pic.twitter.com/VejrM3PPT9

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    2. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Then you're like... "Nope only Jesus has my heart"pic.twitter.com/EI9JSLaIkd

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    3. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Then she's like "Pho why ungafuni ukujola nami?"pic.twitter.com/gIinx2Nktd

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    4. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Yaz ucabange ukuth yazi lo ucabanga ukuth awazi about her failed relationship ...pic.twitter.com/JXUDLemUw0

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    5. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Then you give her a taste of her own medicine "I am not ready for a relationship at this point in time "pic.twitter.com/Oy0V32WNKG

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    6. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Then she's like "This doesn't make any sense, you wanted a relationship not so long ago"pic.twitter.com/bnBBW7QLxo

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    7. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Then you continue to let her down nice and easy "I have decided otherwise, ngeke kulunge we date now"pic.twitter.com/a5TMgGsr7f

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    8. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      The she starts crying telling you about how you woken her feeling for you now you wanna bail out on her blah blah blah...pic.twitter.com/1ywse2WMGb

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    9. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Now you getting bored at listening to this...pic.twitter.com/JUFGce5qS4

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    10. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      Then you do what most girls do to guys... FRIENDZONE herpic.twitter.com/Vlo0KX20Iv

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      iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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      "Let's just be friends..."pic.twitter.com/WakqECSXpK

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        2. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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          To your surprise she says "Yes let's just be friends"pic.twitter.com/kkLAUvPcJx

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        3. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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          After a long phone call you finally hand up...pic.twitter.com/7bv4WoEu9m

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        4. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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          Then you think to yourself you'll never be able to hit that ass and now you regret rejecting her...pic.twitter.com/ar3u4rdAL2

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        5. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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          But you feel good and happy that you didn't let her make you her second choice...pic.twitter.com/RFIjKf2H7C

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        6. iSthembiso‏ @Sthe_uShenge 14 Jun 2018
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          The next time you meet her you give her a fist bump instead of a hug and call her Skhokho... 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/CGjVnYSQCa

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